[RSVMILLE661]

Ok, Mine was from highschool. I was a sophmore and its was finals at the end of the year. Now I was a bit of a punk when I was 15 and sadly a bit over weight. Needless to say, having a bad attitude and being pudgy I was picked on quite a bit. This one kid used to relentlessly torment me. I just happened to be hanging around the school one afternoon late in the day and came across a stack of test booklets for our english final. There were hundreds of papers from the many different classes. Looking with awe at the stacks I noticed a familiar name on one of the tests. I looked at it quickly and came to realize it had not been corrected. Now the kid in question is not what I would call a stellar student and would scrape by with grades in most classes and would get very nervous around test time due to lack of preperation. I felt it was my duty to ensure that he repeated his sophmore year in english. I broke out my trusty eraser and made sure to change 80% of his answers to some bullshit yet believeable completely wrong answer for grammar and spelling. I went to the standard of what most teachers would have expected from him. The essay stuff I couldn't change but the rest was completely Fucked over. I am happy to say that yes he needed to repeat his sophmore year english class. He got so frustrated at the end of that year he dropped out in the middle of his junior year I also think it had to do with knocking up his GF. I don't really feel guilty, its not like if he had passed he still wouldn't have gotten his GF preggers.

[RandyO]

Many moons ago, my older brother was an indipendent VW mechainc, he had rebuild an engine for someone that stiffed him, after several attempts to get paid for the job, one day we saw his car parked and squeezed a tube of valve grinding compound into the oil

[highsider]

My father was working for cash/under the table for a guy doing construction. While he was on the job, he severely cut his hand on a piece of re-bar in a basement that was left jutting out. So, he went to the hospital, where he was stitched up and his hand was put in a cast. He returned to work later that day to continue working. The guy who he was working for said "Uh-uh. I cant have you around here with that hand, you're no good to me like that."

About 7 years later, my Dad was reading the "Blotters and Dockets" section of the local newspaper. In it was this former boss fellow. He had received his 7th DWI, and was going to jail for awhile. So, Dad cut that out, glued it inside a card, and wrote underneath it : "HA HA HA. Hope you get cornholed in jail. Sincerely, Brian Bataille."

[dhuze]

There was a guy who kept telling people I knew that I was gay.

So I fucked his wife a few times. Now he's divorced and keeps his mouth shut.



Oh Randy I like your story Thats classic and a good thing to remember.

[benVFR]

I vote for dhuze for best story.

Can't say I have ever done anything as nasty as you guys, I can't offer anything up that is worthy of this thread.

[highsider]

Originally posted by dhuze
There was a guy who kept telling people I knew that I was gay.

So I fucked his wife a few times. Now he's divorced and keeps his mouth shut.

Yes, but was his wife a man?

[OreoGitorio]

One time back in Jr High while I was at summer camp I farted on a kid's pillow that I didn't like

[dhuze]

Originally posted by highsider
Yes, but was his wife a man?

Keep it up and I'll fuck your sheep

[SVRACER01]

ive slashed tires and pissed on peoples new cars/trucks

[Stupidhawk007]

My girlfriends ex boyfriend smashed a window, right before throwing a large rock onto the roof, of my GTi a long time ago. So I went to his house shortly after and drained the gear lube from his tranny one night. Soon after he had his tranny replaced, I proceeded to drain his engine oil from his car one night. He no longer owns the car. I can't wait to get the fucker that stole my evhaust pipes!

[Dianne]

Scotty- I gotta know who you did this to! The suspense is killing me. Let me know, even if you gotta PM me.

[Hardcore]

One day this guy threw a cig butt out his window and it landed within 2' of me---so I picked it up and followed him home and when he got out of his car I slit his throat and stuck the butt in his bleeding neck---------he's dead now!!!

[TheIglu]

Originally posted by hardcore
One day this guy threw a cig butt out his window and it landed within 2' of me---so I picked it up and followed him home and when he got out of his car I slit his throat and stuck the butt in his bleeding neck---------he's dead now!!!

HA HA HA HA!!!!

Awesome

[JeffL]

One time this guy totally pissed me off, so I pulled out a ninja sword and cut his arms off.

[Cue Ball]

Originally posted by RSVMILLE661
Ok, Mine was from highschool. I was a sophmore and its was finals at the end of the year. Now I was a bit of a punk when I was 15 and sadly a bit over weight. Needless to say, having a bad attitude and being pudgy I was picked on quite a bit. This one kid used to relentlessly torment me. I just happened to be hanging around the school one afternoon late in the day and came across a stack of test booklets for our english final. There were hundreds of papers from the many different classes. Looking with awe at the stacks I noticed a familiar name on one of the tests. I looked at it quickly and came to realize it had not been corrected. Now the kid in question is not what I would call a stellar student and would scrape by with grades in most classes and would get very nervous around test time due to lack of preperation. I felt it was my duty to ensure that he repeated his sophmore year in english. I broke out my trusty eraser and made sure to change 80% of his answers to some bullshit yet believeable completely wrong answer for grammar and spelling. I went to the standard of what most teachers would have expected from him. The essay stuff I couldn't change but the rest was completely Fucked over. I am happy to say that yes he needed to repeat his sophmore year english class. He got so frustrated at the end of that year he dropped out in the middle of his junior year I also think it had to do with knocking up his GF. I don't really feel guilty, its not like if he had passed he still wouldn't have gotten his GF preggers.

My dadee sed uz wasz an azzwhole....

j/k

[highsider]

Originally posted by dhuze
Keep it up and I'll fuck your sheep

Wouldn't my sheep have to do something to you first?

[SVRACER01]

ok, so one time i dressed up in this old lady costumes and drove the volvo around until i saw this 17 year old kid and his girlfriend crossing the street so i gunned it and hit them which was pretty cool but i didnt stop. i kept going for like a 1/4 mile dragging them under the car. the girl ended up dying like 4 hrs later and i heard the the boy lost a kidney, spleen and was paralyed from the waist down. i guess after like 2 years and several operation he regained feeling in his legs and was able to walk again. heres the best part. he put on a bunch of weight from not being able to move and because he had so many surgeries he got an infection that ate away at part of his thyroid gland which rendered his metabolism almost inert and now makes it difficult for him to successfully "shed the pounds". so now hes this fat guy that races motorcycles and when his head isnt getting run over by dirt bikes, hes hitting on his friends girlfriends

isnt that story fuckin hilarious

[dhuze]

Originally posted by highsider
Wouldn't my sheep have to do something to you first?

No you would. Which was the comment you made about his wife being a guy. (let me know if I'm typing too fast for you.) Therefore I would get even with you by fucking your sheep. You know, like I did with the other guy's wife.

[Hardcore]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
ok, so one time i dressed up in this old lady costumes and drove the volvo around until i saw this 17 year old kid and his girlfriend crossing the street so i gunned it and hit them which was pretty cool but i didnt stop. i kept going for like a 1/4 mile dragging them under the car. the girl ended up dying like 4 hrs later and i heard the the boy lost a kidney, spleen and was paralyed from the waist down. i guess after like 2 years and several operation he regained feeling in his legs and was able to walk again. heres the best part. he put on a bunch of weight from not being able to move and because he had so many surgeries he got an infection that ate away at part of his thyroid gland which rendered his metabolism almost inert and now makes it difficult for him to successfully "shed the pounds". so now hes this fat guy that races motorcycles and when his head isnt getting run over by dirt bikes, hes hitting on his friends girlfriends

isnt that story fuckin hilarious

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!--------THAT'S NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WAS A TRUE STORY THAT REALLY HAPPENED TO ME!!!!!
YOU GOOD FOR NOTHIN LOW DOWN DIRTY HEARTLESS PIECE OF DOG DOO DOO!!!!!
I"LL GIT YU SUCKA!!!!!
JUST WATCH OUT NOW!!!!

[SVRACER01]

Originally posted by hardcore
HEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!--------THAT'S PRETTY FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THAT WASNT A TRUE STORY THAT DIDNT REALLY HAPPEN TO ME!!!!!
YOU GOOD FOR NOTHIN LOW DOWN RACING DIRTY HEARTLESS PIECE OF DOG DOO DOO!!!!!
I"LL GIT YU SUCKA!!!!!
JUST WATCH OUT NOW!!!!

[xvrider]

Hmmm Revenge...Insert evil laugh.....LOL

When I found out that the guy I was living with and thought I'd marry had been cheating on me for 6 mo...

I took all his favorite clothes and cut them up and then dumped all his belongings on the front lawn...

And it was raining....But he deserved to be naked and wet...and homeless...

[xvrider]

Originally posted by ilcl75
Scotty- I gotta know who you did this to! The suspense is killing me. Let me know, even if you gotta PM me.

Did you go to school there too???

[Hardcore]

[quote]Originally posted by xvrider
Hmmm Revenge...Insert evil laugh.....LOL

When I found out that the guy I was living with and thought I'd marry had been cheating on me for 6 mo...

I took all his favorite clothes and cut them up and then dumped all his belongings on the front lawn...

And it was raining....But he deserved to be naked and wet...and homeless... [/QUOTE

AT Least you didn't cut his pecker off while he was sleeping and drive down the street + toss it out the window!

[Dianne]

Originally posted by xvrider
Did you go to school there too???

Yeah, we went to the same school for a while, until I moved away my sophomore year. (? memory getting foggy here). Chances are I know this guy Scotty did this too and he probably deserved it.

[xvrider]

[quote]Originally posted by hardcore

Originally posted by xvrider
Hmmm Revenge...Insert evil laugh.....LOL

When I found out that the guy I was living with and thought I'd marry had been cheating on me for 6 mo...

I took all his favorite clothes and cut them up and then dumped all his belongings on the front lawn...

And it was raining....But he deserved to be naked and wet...and homeless... [/QUOTE

AT Least you didn't cut his pecker off while he was sleeping and drive down the street + toss it out the window!

What??? I would never cause a guy bodliy harm...I'm not that bad.. And you think I went a bit far???