[oreo_n2]

you = douche bag!


Goat Fucker!

[Jaynnus]

Goat Fucker!!

[highsider]

The only farm animal I fucked recently claimed to be Cookie Bitch's Mom.

[oreo_n2]

thats GOAT to you! EFFER!

[beet]

& yes he do eat the cheese

[highsider]

Originally posted by beet
& yes he do eat the cheese

Beet knows this because he is my assistant. He tickles the billygoats' assholes to help the process along.

Oddly, he refuses to be paid for this job.

[Jaynnus]

Originally posted by highsider
Beet knows this because he is my assistant. He tickles the billygoats' assholes to help the process along.

Oddly, he refuses to be paid for this job.

and the tickler of choice?

[oreo_n2]

a french one.


Beet: I milked the goats fur ya HighSider, even gave em that special tickle ya showed me behind the barn.

HighSider: Whachoo talking bout willis? Weeze only got male goats!!!?

Beet: *Wipes milk 'stache off his mug and quietly walks away.

[Jaynnus]

[beet]

Originally posted by highsider
Beet knows this because he is my assistant. He tickles the billygoats' assholes to help the process along.

Oddly, he refuses to be paid for this job.

oddly i think i still win cause i tickle with a 5' piece of grass

[beet]

oreo_n2 =

[oreo_n2]

Originally posted by beet
oreo_n2 =

Ask ms. beet who came as gene simmons on halloween.

[highsider]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
a french one.


Beet: I milked the goats fur ya HighSider, even gave em that special tickle ya showed me behind the barn.

HighSider: Whachoo talking bout willis? Weeze only got male goats!!!?

Beet: *Wipes milk 'stache off his mug and quietly walks away.

Cookie Beeyotch: "Thanks for making all that great anal lube for me guys, I'm going to see the Village People in concert this weekend! By the way, what is this stuff made of again?"

[highsider]

Originally posted by beet
oddly i think i still win cause i tickle with a 5' piece of grass

Now beet, dont be so hard on yourself....I'm sure its thicker than a piece of grass, and it *must* be more than 5 inches.

[ChrisNoF4i]

I believe he said 5 feet there, Mr. Wizard.

[oreo_n2]

so long... so thin... Highsider dont even notice when it fits right in!

[highsider]

Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
I believe he said 5 feet there, Mr. Wizard.

Hey, thanks, I missed that.

That sure is a nice license plate you have in your avatar. Is that how pole smokers like you spell "wiseguy"? Because I wans't aware cum guzzlers like you were allowed in the mafia.

[highsider]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
so long... so thin... Highsider dont even notice when it fits right in!

Thats what Highsider tells you, but its just his way of not hurting your feelings.

Hey, wait.......

[ChrisNoF4i]

Originally posted by highsider
That sure is a nice license plate you have in your avatar. Is that how pole smokers like you spell "wiseguy"? Because I wans't aware cum guzzlers like you were allowed in the mafia.

Wow, someone is a might bit sensitive. I apologize if I hit a sore spot. And while I can understand your attraction to my intellect, and I am even flaterred on some level at your sexual advances, I can assure you that I am a practicing heterosexual and I would not like to join in any of your "reindeer games." Your gay-dar doesn't work over the interweb. Unless you just got me confused with the OTHER Chris, in which case you can go ahead and send him an apology via PM and I will just forget that this misunderstanding ever took place.

[beet]

Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
Wow, someone is a might bit sensitive. I apologize if I hit a sore spot. And while I can understand your attraction to my intellect, and I am even flaterred on some level at your sexual advances, I can assure you that I am a practicing heterosexual and I would not like to join in any of your "reindeer games." Your gay-dar doesn't work over the interweb. Unless you just got me confused with the OTHER Chris, in which case you can go ahead and send him an apology via PM and I will just forget that this misunderstanding ever took place.

[highsider]

Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
Wow, someone is a might bit sensitive. I apologize if I hit a sore spot. And while I can understand your attraction to my intellect, and I am even flaterred on some level at your sexual advances, I can assure you that I am a practicing heterosexual and I would not like to join in any of your "reindeer games." Your gay-dar doesn't work over the interweb. Unless you just got me confused with the OTHER Chris, in which case you can go ahead and send him an apology via PM and I will just forget that this misunderstanding ever took place.

Or, as an alternative, *both* of the douchebags that use your screen name could take notice that this is an entirely ball-busting thread and lighten the fuck up. Bitch.

[ChrisNoF4i]

Originally posted by highsider
Or, as an alternative, *both* of the douchebags that use your screen name could take notice that this is an entirely ball-busting thread and lighten the fuck up. Bitch.

Just stop talking about cock n' balls and we can put this whole mess behind us. As for the DDS (double douchebag syndrome), you got me. If there's another douchebag using my screenname, I'd like to at least meet him/her. I am not one that needs lightening up. Please understand, I am not homophobic, I just did not want you to get your hopes up.

[oreo_n2]

you two both need to calm down and get to your pickle sniffing rituals in the privacy of your very own shared hotel room.

[highsider]

Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
Just stop talking about cock n' balls . . . Please understand, I am not homophobic . . .

Sounds like a case of guilty conscience to me.

P.S. - You are about as much fun as whiskey dick. Please STFU and go away now.

[highsider]

Originally posted by oreo_n2
you two both need to calm down and get to your pickle sniffing rituals in the privacy of your very own shared hotel room.

I only engage in pickle sniffing rituals with people who are out of the closet. Like you, Cookie.