[Cue Ball]

So, I had to make a last minute run to the super market for Thanksgiving as I decided to make stuffed mushrooms on a whim. I normally put crab meat in the stuffing, so I am walking down the seafood section where the crab meat is, and I see a container of lobster meat. I thought I would treat the guests to a little something special, so I picked it to see how much it was. It was $11.99 for like 6oz, I was like "fuck that". So as I put it back down, I noticed the container was leaking.

SON OF A BITCH did it fucking reak!!! Well, it gets worse, now that foul sell is all over my hand, to the point I couldn't stand myself. Now I am paranoid, thinking everyone thinks I smell.

Worst part is, I never realized that lobster juice smells exactly like rotten pussy! It had the exact same smell as a girl that has the funk.

I found a "Purell" hand sanitizer behind the counter, that helped alot, smelled like a girl with rotten crotch that attempted to douche it clean. I hate holidays for this very reason.

[OreoGitorio]

HAHAHAHAHAHA, thanks for the laugh

[LuvDog]

Originally posted by Cue Ball
... smelled like a girl with rotten crotch that attempted to douche it clean. ...

That sounds like an ex girlfriend...

[richw]

God asked Adam

Where's Eve

Adam says

"She went down to the ocean for a swim"

God says
























Damn I'll never get the stink off the fish

[keet]

.....sounds like a "seinfeld" show..u got the smell of th "Kevorka!!"

[RandyO]

yatta

[Cue Ball]

Originally posted by RandyO
yatta

That was messed up, Gay Asains in Fig Leafs..WTF...

I was thinking of taking the kids for Chinese Buffet today for lunch.....thanks for the visual, you just saved me $24.95...

Looks like they are getting left over turkey again, and for dinner....turkey...and breakfast tommorow...turkey omlets...

[LowSider]

Originally posted by RandyO
yatta

I have heard that song before... just definatly without the half naked men.