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Old 01-14-06, 12:18 PM
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You have two choices in life:
You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.
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Old 01-14-06, 12:19 PM
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At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"

"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."
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Old 01-14-06, 12:22 PM
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A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?"

Dad replied, "That happens in every country, son."
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Old 01-14-06, 12:24 PM
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A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.
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Old 01-14-06, 12:25 PM
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When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.
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A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"

next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine!"
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Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."
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Old 01-14-06, 12:29 PM
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First guy says, "My wife's an angel!"

second guy remarks, "YOu're lucky. Mine's still alive."
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Why do most husbands die before their wives do?................
















Because they want to!
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Man God LOVED those!!
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Al Bundy set me free
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Why does a divorce cost so much?

It's worth it.
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I'm getting married in May
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And ...........May that day never come!..........
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