[OreoGitorio]

So i'm on my way to work today... jump on the T, get off at Chinatown... pop into the Dunkin Donuts on the corner for a quick bite....

First thing I see is a man & a woman talking. Dude looked normal but the woman was anything but.... lemme paint a mental picture from top to bottom... Crazy fuckin hat, insane hairdo, furr vest, bright yellow bodysuit underneath a fishnet bodysuit, bra over it, thong over it & black over-the-knee vinyl boots w/ 8 inch heels......


so yeah... that was interesting. Oh & she was like 50 years old.


So anyway, then I'm standing in line & this gigantic black dude comes up to me...

"Sir, do you have any spare change? i'm tryin to get a hot chocolate"

"U want a hot chocolate?"

"yes, sir"

"aight...I'll buy ya a small hot chocolate"

"Oh thank you, sir, thank you"

"No problem"




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no joke.... then he said....
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"Think I could get a medium?"



I just froze, slowly turned my head & looked at him like "WHAAAT THE FUUUUUK???" & he was like

"sorry, sorry sir, thank you very much"

[bigred875]

hahahaha...give'em an inch...so you bought him a medium right?

[Jaynnus]

It was worth a try!!!

And don't be making fun of the way I dress when I ride the T!!!!

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by bigred875
hahahaha...give'em an inch...so you bought him a medium right?

FAHK no! He might have been 3 times the size of me but if he got mad there was a hooker & her pimp to jump in & save me

[SVRACER01]

Originally posted by bigred875
hahahaha...give'em an inch...

thats all pete CAN give them

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
thats all pete CAN give them

well I sure as hell wouldn't give him the WHOLE THING

[slaps76]

Yea, he'd play "just the tip to see how it feels."

[highsider]

All BS aside, that was pretty nice of you.

[MissTwisties]

Yes, it was nice of you...

On the other hand, in Montreal I tried to help a hungry man once....I bought him a fries and a cheeseburger, put it in front of him with a smile and said "enjoy a meal sir..." and him to start bitching at me that it's not because he lived on the street that he necessarily wanted charity from people...well I guess he was right, but it made me feel like shit nonetheless.

[Hardcore]

Pete, that was a pretty cool thing to do!
I guess you're not a complete asshole like most people think!
+ I thought Jane looks pretty hot dressed like that

[Hardcore]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
Yes, it was nice of you...

On the other hand, in Montreal I tried to help a hungry man once....I bought him a fries and a cheeseburger, put it in front of him with a smile and said "enjoy a meal sir..." and him to start bitching at me that it's not because he lived on the street that he necessarily wanted charity from people...well I guess he was right, but it made me feel like shit nonetheless.

FUCKIN UNGRATEFUL CANADIENS !!!!!!!

[MissTwisties]

whatever. I'm grateful when someone try to help me.

[court1129]

I often want to help but am afraid to get mugged. I'm a scurdy cat.

[hessogood]

I don't "help" people at all ever.

[Rory McConoghy]

i pictured this scenario in my head and i spit out water onto my lap. thank you and good day sir.

[katana0215]

once I was in a McD's and the manager was kicking this homeless guy out, so I told her he was with me and gave him my fries.

He seemed gratefull, but we really didnt have much to say to each other

[odduc]

I spend every weekend in NYC with my girlfriend and I've learned to ignore the beggars on the streets and subway. I usually have my ipod blasting and pretend that I can't hear them when they ask me for money. Plus, try and avoid eye contact. I'm sorry that they are broke, homeless people, but there alot of scam artists out there too. The scammers actually panhandle for a living and can make $30K per year. I would much rather give to a reputable charity organization. Just my $.02..................

[slaps76]

Now they're clever. Someone will walk up to you, who doesn't "look" homeless with a story. I had a dude around my age at the time, low to mid-twenties, tell me his car broke down and was looking for some money so he could grab a bus to NY. He was pretty believable. Another night, two women walked up with a story how her boyfriend beat her up, and the police wouldn't help them. I told them to fuck off.

[MnM]

I had a homeless guy ask for change outside newbury comics on newbury street.

I said sorry I don't have any change...he said I can break a $20 ...yea get a job.



thats was nice to buy him a hot chocolate though....I hate the fuckers in the street by mass ave. intersection (right before 93).

[Bhavesh]

Let's be honest here: oreocabrio was there to pickup the woman he has such an extensive visual memory of.