A man walking along a California beach was deep in prayer. All of a
sudden he said out loud, "Lord, grant me one wish."
Suddenly the sky clouded above his head and in a booming voice the Lord
said, "Because you have had the faith to ask, I
will grant you one wish." The man said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii, so I
can drive over anytime I want to."

The Lord said, "Your request is very materialistic. Think of the
logistics of that kind of undertaking. The supports required
to reach the bottom of the Pacific! The concrete and steel it would take!

I can do it, but it is hard for me to justify your desire for worldly
things. Take a little more time and think of another wish, a wish you think would
honor and glorify me."

The man thought about it for a long time. Finally he said, "Lord, I have
been married and divorced four times. All of my wives said that I am
uncaring and insensitive. I wish that I could understand women. I want to
know how they feel inside, what they are thinking when they give me the
silent treatment, why they cry, what they mean when they say "nothing"
and how I can make a woman truly happy?"

After a few minutes God said, "You want two lanes or four on that
bridge?"

[Stoneman]

Bwaaaa haaaaa haaaaaa!!!!

What's the difference between a new job & a new wife?


After a coupla months, your new job will still suck!!

.......ask me how I know......

[cRa1g]

You guys are killing me...I've learned a lot from my married friends!

[Wishbone]

funny jokes from WAY back

[MissTwisties]

way way way back....lol