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Old 02-20-06, 10:27 AM
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Unhappy Please, take my wife.

She is quitting a 10 year smoking habit, and I really think she is going to kill me.
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Old 02-20-06, 12:39 PM
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Please, take my wife.

Be patient with her. I am two and a half months smoke free after a 14 year habbit so I know what she is going through.
Have her talk to a doctor and look into zyban or something similar to help keep a healthy balance. I used that with the Nicotrol inhaler and it kept me in good spirits and not ripping peoples heads off. Only used the inhaler for a week so I still have almost a whole package. Oh well it was money well spent.
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Old 02-20-06, 01:54 PM
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Please, take my wife.

i used the gum, less than one package. smoke free for 6 months. you have to really want to quit or it will never happen i found. if you smoke try not to do it around her or she might kill you!
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Old 02-20-06, 02:34 PM
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Re: Please, take my wife.

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She is quitting a 10 year smoking habit, and I really think she is going to kill me.
why would we want her? She is a smoker
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Old 02-20-06, 02:36 PM
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you drove her 2 smoke

now help her quit
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Old 02-20-06, 02:56 PM
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Please, take my wife.

she's definitely smokin, send her down my way chris, i'll be a good friend and keep an eye on her for ya.
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Old 02-20-06, 03:09 PM
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Re: Re: Please, take my wife.

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why would we want her? She is a smoker
Spoken like a guy who hasn't seen her :-)
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Old 02-20-06, 03:56 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Please, take my wife.

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Spoken like a guy who hasn't seen her :-)

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Old 02-20-06, 04:07 PM
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hypnosis

made me believe I never smoked when I quit
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Old 02-20-06, 08:24 PM
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Re: hypnosis

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made me believe I never smoked when I quit


Just don't use Adam Sandler's therapist.
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Old 02-20-06, 09:04 PM
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Re: Re: hypnosis

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Just don't use Adam Sandler's therapist.
"That was NOT a fart."

Oh jeez, I gotta listen to that now. I can remember almost peeing my pants the first time I heard that.
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Old 02-20-06, 10:30 PM
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Re: hypnosis

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made me believe I never smoked when I quit
Where did you go?
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Old 02-20-06, 11:51 PM
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"That was NOT a fart."

Oh jeez, I gotta listen to that now. I can remember almost peeing my pants the first time I heard that.


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Old 02-21-06, 10:29 AM
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Where did you go?
Straight to hell

it was over 20 years ago, a group therapy session every wednesday nite at Wentworh Douglass Hospital for $5.
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Old 02-21-06, 04:15 PM
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Please, take my wife.

I was half expecting it to be her writing for us to take you away - I would have said FUCK NO to that but I'll take your wife for a little while
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Old 02-21-06, 05:41 PM
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Please, take my wife.

Pictures??!!
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Old 02-21-06, 07:04 PM
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Please, take my wife.

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Pictures??!!
All the way right...
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Old 02-22-06, 03:09 AM
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Please, take my wife.

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Old 02-22-06, 06:50 AM
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Please, take my wife.

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Mrs. Highsider had an excellent time, thanks for showing her around the track a bit.

She did, however, pick up on something - she was like "How come you dont have those knee puck thingies? That guy Jay has them on his knees, and they're all ground up. You need a set of those." Hessogood, you stay away from my wife, fucker.
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Old 02-22-06, 10:47 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Please, take my wife.

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Spoken like a guy who hasn't seen her :-)
Im sure she is great. And Im not trying to offend anyone here, but a smoker is out of the question for me.
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Old 02-22-06, 11:50 AM
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Please, take my wife.

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I forgot about that.....now I feel worse. Dick.

Can I buy a set of your used knee pucks? Maybe then she'll like me again.

She hit me in the head with a remote control the other day because I was picking on her. I'm going to have to go hide at a battered woman shelter soon.
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Old 02-22-06, 11:54 AM
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Please, take my wife.

I quit for a few weeks and nazo made me start again. My road rage was scaring the hell out of him. I'm going to have a sit down with my doctor soon. Smoking sucks.
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