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Old 02-20-06, 11:27 AM
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Please, take my wife.


She is quitting a 10 year smoking habit, and I really think she is going to kill me.
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Old 02-20-06, 01:39 PM
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Please, take my wife.


Be patient with her. I am two and a half months smoke free after a 14 year habbit so I know what she is going through.
Have her talk to a doctor and look into zyban or something similar to help keep a healthy balance. I used that with the Nicotrol inhaler and it kept me in good spirits and not ripping peoples heads off. Only used the inhaler for a week so I still have almost a whole package. Oh well it was money well spent.
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Old 02-20-06, 02:54 PM
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Please, take my wife.


i used the gum, less than one package. smoke free for 6 months. you have to really want to quit or it will never happen i found. if you smoke try not to do it around her or she might kill you!
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Old 02-20-06, 03:34 PM
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Re: Please, take my wife.


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She is quitting a 10 year smoking habit, and I really think she is going to kill me.
why would we want her? She is a smoker
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Old 02-20-06, 03:36 PM
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you drove her 2 smoke


now help her quit
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Old 02-20-06, 03:56 PM
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Please, take my wife.


she's definitely smokin, send her down my way chris, i'll be a good friend and keep an eye on her for ya.
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Old 02-20-06, 04:09 PM
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Re: Re: Please, take my wife.


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why would we want her? She is a smoker
Spoken like a guy who hasn't seen her :-)
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Old 02-20-06, 04:56 PM
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Re: Re: Re: Please, take my wife.


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Spoken like a guy who hasn't seen her :-)

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Old 02-20-06, 05:07 PM
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hypnosis


made me believe I never smoked when I quit
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Old 02-20-06, 09:24 PM
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Re: hypnosis


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made me believe I never smoked when I quit


Just don't use Adam Sandler's therapist.
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Old 02-20-06, 10:04 PM
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Just don't use Adam Sandler's therapist.
"That was NOT a fart."

Oh jeez, I gotta listen to that now. I can remember almost peeing my pants the first time I heard that.
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Old 02-20-06, 11:30 PM
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Re: hypnosis


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made me believe I never smoked when I quit
Where did you go?
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Old 02-21-06, 12:51 AM
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"That was NOT a fart."

Oh jeez, I gotta listen to that now. I can remember almost peeing my pants the first time I heard that.


"Almost!"

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Old 02-21-06, 11:29 AM
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Where did you go?
Straight to hell

it was over 20 years ago, a group therapy session every wednesday nite at Wentworh Douglass Hospital for $5.
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Old 02-21-06, 05:15 PM
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Please, take my wife.


I was half expecting it to be her writing for us to take you away - I would have said FUCK NO to that but I'll take your wife for a little while
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Old 02-21-06, 06:41 PM
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Please, take my wife.


Pictures??!!
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Old 02-21-06, 08:04 PM
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Pictures??!!
All the way right...
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Old 02-22-06, 04:09 AM
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Please, take my wife.


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Old 02-22-06, 07:50 AM
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Please, take my wife.


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Mrs. Highsider had an excellent time, thanks for showing her around the track a bit.

She did, however, pick up on something - she was like "How come you dont have those knee puck thingies? That guy Jay has them on his knees, and they're all ground up. You need a set of those." Hessogood, you stay away from my wife, fucker.
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Old 02-22-06, 11:47 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Please, take my wife.


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Spoken like a guy who hasn't seen her :-)
Im sure she is great. And Im not trying to offend anyone here, but a smoker is out of the question for me.
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Old 02-22-06, 12:50 PM
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Please, take my wife.


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I forgot about that.....now I feel worse. Dick.

Can I buy a set of your used knee pucks? Maybe then she'll like me again.

She hit me in the head with a remote control the other day because I was picking on her. I'm going to have to go hide at a battered woman shelter soon.
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Old 02-22-06, 12:54 PM
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Please, take my wife.


I quit for a few weeks and nazo made me start again. My road rage was scaring the hell out of him. I'm going to have a sit down with my doctor soon. Smoking sucks.
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