I am losing my damn mind. I woke up at 6am to take my parents down to the Vineyard. Was down there all day, got home at 10pm, and I'm still fucking awake! No alcohol, can't GET any alcohol, and im not even close to wanting to go to bed.

Please God, stop torturing me and let me sleep, already!!!

still awake. yup. this pretty much sux. i should go running right now.

oh, wait a minute... i'm black. we don't run at 1 in the morning. that's all you crazy white people that do that. and i'm fat, which means i'll get a block and a half befoe dialing 9-1-1 asking for a respirator.

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Cameron, you have GOT to be one of the funniest fuckin guys I know! HHAHAHAHAH!!! You crack me up!