[CitizenFrye]

Are there any 30/40 something women out there that don't have issues.... I've had a stalker, one that is constantly unhappy with life and wants to break up to make up, and a wiccan since I moved up here...

[bigred875]

nope...but i did have a torque wrench at some point in my life

[CitizenFrye]

And she has been the only thing to bring joy in to my life..... But I can bring her to a pub and show her off again for you... ;-)

[double agent]

the good news is you saved a bunch of money by switching to geico

[slaps76]

They're all tapped...just to varying degrees.

[MissTwisties]

Women are all psychos, same way as men are all jerks. (J/K)

Maybe you're just looking in the wrong places? Maybe you're looking too hard...

[Jaynnus]

Maybe you just bring out the psycho in them!!

[Nazo]

Ha,ha I just threw in the towel trying to find "normal" girls.
I accept the fact that all chicks I date are crazy.....or become crazy once we start dating.

It easier to deal with if you expect it up front.

[bigred875]

Originally posted by CitizenFrye
And she has been the only thing to bring joy in to my life..... But I can bring her to a pub and show her off again for you... ;-)

sounds like a plan...

i'm jsut trying not to forget about it...amazingly i haven't needed it in a while...

[CitizenFrye]

Yes I must have a sign on me someplace that says "Bring me your emotional Baggage"

I enjoy sharing your pain caused by someone else...

[dhuze]

It's been my experience that NO is the correct answer.

I finally got rid of my stalker. Now I'm looking for a new one. Hopefully with more baggage then my last, But I don't think thats even possible.

[TheIglu]

Originally posted by dhuze
It's been my experience that NO is the correct answer.

I finally got rid of my stalker. Now I'm looking for a new one. Hopefully with more baggage then my last, But I don't think thats even possible.

Those bears probably don't respond well to restraining orders!

[MissTwisties]

[dhuze]

Originally posted by TheIglu
Those bears probably don't respond well to restraining orders!

The great things about bears is I can make them listen to this. The women all call the cops

[xvrider]

Everyone ( Men & Women) Have issues...Its just finding women that have issues you can deal with...

I guess I finally found a good guy when I stopped looking so hard for one...

Good luck on your search...

And until then wrenches are a good fill in...??

[ChrisNoF4i]

Originally posted by xvrider
I guess I finally found a good guy when I stopped looking so hard for one...

And until then wrenches are a good fill in...??

So

many

jokes.


Must

restrain

myself.

[xvrider]

Originally posted by ChrisNoF4i
So

many

jokes.


Must

restrain

myself.

Ok..Maybe not the way I meant to put it...

[CitizenFrye]

Hmmmmm I could handle a set of wrenches about now...

[Cue Ball]

all women suck:

Good ones suck and swallow, bad ones just suck...

[Jenn B]

Not all people have issues. Insecure people do.

There are four things that you should look for:

1. Independent
2. Confident
3. Sense of humour
4. Knows when to shut the hell up

[dhuze]

Originally posted by Jenn B
Not all people have issues. Insecure people do.

There are four things that you should look for:

1. Independent
2. Confident
3. Sense of humour
4. Knows when to shut the hell up

Are you married?

[IanfromMA]

yea girls are fuckin nuts. if you find a virgin they're at least sane...but then you don't get ass...its a lose lose situation

[hessogood]

Treat 'em like a prostitute!

[RSVMILLE661]

Originally posted by Jenn B
Not all people have issues. Insecure people do.

There are four things that you should look for:

1. Independent
2. Confident
3. Sense of humour
4. Knows when to shut the hell up

Out of this list pick 2 because numbers 1, 2 & 4 always cancel each other out. I've yet to see all 4 anyway.

[need4speed]

You might want to try one of these.