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Old 03-31-06, 12:44 PM
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So apparently I have a baby I didn't know about...


I got a notice from the USPS about a week ago reguarding a parcel that failed to be delivered... Well I finally went to the USPS office today to see what it was. I had a few thoughts goin through my head of what it could be, but when the guy came out w/ the package, needless to say, i was a little fuckin suprised....





















































Aparently it's their closest formula to breast milk and provides the nutritional foundation for unsurpassed mental and physical development when compared to other infant formulas.

I also found a Special offer for breast-=feeding moms: A $5 gift certificate on any Enfamil Formula and a 20 or so page pamphlet entitled "A Guide to Feeding Your Baby"

So yeah... if anyone wants this stuff, I only opened it once and it tastes as good as it sounds.....
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Old 03-31-06, 12:46 PM
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I need that, send it to me.
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Old 03-31-06, 12:50 PM
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you don't get laid - how could you have a child
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Old 03-31-06, 12:52 PM
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you don't get laid - how could you have a child
correction... I don't get laid.... OFTEN

Chris, if you want it, you got it
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Old 03-31-06, 12:54 PM
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Drink it!

Bulk up! It works for infants!
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It's not mine and you can't prove it.
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Old 03-31-06, 01:05 PM
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correction... I don't get laid.... OFTEN

Chris, if you want it, you got it
LOL...it would probably go bad before my rotten kid will be born. Also, I think they sell that stuff in grocery stores around here, no need to have it shipped in from Boston.

Go trade it to a local crack dealer for the some drugs, they can use it to cut cocaine with.
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Old 03-31-06, 02:23 PM
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Aparently it's their closest formula to breast milk...
Hmmmm... I guess the company figured that's the closest you'll ever get to a woman's breast.
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Old 03-31-06, 02:23 PM
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WHY would you have this delivered to you? LOL

Boy or a girl?
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Old 03-31-06, 03:20 PM
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i don't have any idea whatsoever why this was delivered to me... not a single clue.
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i don't have any idea whatsoever why this was delivered to me... not a single clue.
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Old 03-31-06, 04:37 PM
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thats what my son drinks...only he has to have the expensive liquid stuff..not the powdered
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thats what my son drinks...only he has to have the expensive liquid stuff..not the powdered
They are both the same...I doubt a baby would see a difference? The only difference is that you don't have to prepare the liquid "ready to serve" version...I always prepared the formula myself, but sometimes had to use the liquid one when going somewhere, it's very useful when you don't have purified water nearby.
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They are both the same...I doubt a baby would see a difference? The only difference is that you don't have to prepare the liquid "ready to serve" version...I always prepared the formula myself, but sometimes had to use the liquid one when going somewhere, it's very useful when you don't have purified water nearby.
Disagree fully..its definitley NOT the same...nutritionaly maybe, taste to my son, no way..you can see the difference just by looking at it.. the powdered is way diluted, while the premade is thick and creamy.. I can take pics if you need
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Old 03-31-06, 04:51 PM
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Disagree fully..its definitley NOT the same...nutritionaly maybe, taste to my son, no way..you can see the difference just by looking at it.. the powdered is way diluted, while the premade is thick and creamy.. I can take pics if you need
LOL....thick and creamy...pics of what exactly??

Hmm ok...nutrition wise, yeah they are both the same. I remember the ready to serve being thicker and darker...and the stains on the clothes were worse too...lol
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I'll give ya 5 bucks if ya ship it up to me!!
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You just want it for the pamphlet with the hopes that there's a boobie shot
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correction... I don't get laid.... OFTEN

Yeah, but you cannot have a child with another guy
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