[RandyO]

Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up. A blond lady walked by and asked what they were doing.

"We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder."

The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement & announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blond? We ask for the height, and she gives us the length.

Bubba and Junior are currently doing government work supervising the reconstruction of those New Orleans Levees

[Stoneman]

Are you sure they're not working for the Barnstead Highway Dep't???

[odduc]

Bubba and Junior could be working for ANY government agency....

[JeffL]

My parents were in NYC for the day and said they met a couple from New Orleans who said its worse than they show on the news, they said "the government just doesnt care."

[Rye]

Originally posted by JeffL
My parents were in NYC for the day and said they met a couple from New Orleans who said its worse than they show on the news, they said "the government just doesnt care."

Big suprise there. Do you really think national security really protects you? You are alone... and no one gives a shit... except family. Homeland security....wtf is that?