[R7]

65 in a 40 on my way to the VBC today.
yes sir
no sir
sorry sir
Here's your written warning, try and slow down a little and have a good ride today

Thank you officer

[dave72370]

Well Done!!!

[JeffL]

Oh man, wait till Randy finds this thread and tells you how if it was him in X state, not only would he have gotten out of the ticket, the cop would have given him $20 along with a pat on the butt.

[dhuze]

Wow what an asshole that cop was. He has no right stopping you for speeding. Doesn't he have anything better to do? I would sue him for harrasment.

[JeffL]

Originally posted by dhuze
Wow what an asshole that cop was. He has no right stopping you for speeding. Doesn't he have anything better to do? I would sue him for harrasment.

Seriously, the nerve of him!

[Nikon]

Originally posted by JeffL
Seriously, the nerve of him!

[TheIglu]

[RandyO]

Originally posted by JeffL
Oh man, wait till Randy finds this thread and tells you how if it was him in X state, not only would he have gotten out of the ticket, the cop would have given him $20 along with a pat on the butt.

I dint get stopped this weekend, but I did take my SV in for 124k service to my dealer.... and by the time I left, a contract with the owner worth several times more than what I will be spending there this year

[mikeb]

Originally posted by R7
65 in a 40 on my way to the VBC today.
yes sir
no sir
sorry sir
Here's your written warning, try and slow down a little and have a good ride today

Thank you officer

good thing your not asian or on a blue zx-10. dam cops are just looking to unfairly bust that combo.

[highsider]

Originally posted by blackvfr
good thing your not asian or on a blue zx-10. dam cops are just looking to unfairly bust that combo.

That must be it! It wasn't one of those Asian-targeting stops!

[Nikon]

Originally posted by highsider


That must be it! It wasn't one of those Asian-targeting stops!

especially under the gear - very noticeable

[OreoGitorio]

"DWA... it'll get ya everytime"
".......... DWA?"
"Driving While Asian"

[bentbryan]

NOBODY CARES ABOUT YOUR STUPID FUCKING WRITTEN WARNINGS!!!




(I just don't want to be accused of discrimination)

[slaps76]

Ya'llz got stopped, and didn't run while on one wheel? Yo dawg, dat be wut dey wuld tellz you over at stuntforum too doo. Fuk da' po-po!

[bentbryan]

Since Jersey isn't here to post....


"Mahk?! What the fuck's up buddy? How yafuckin' been dude?! FUCK! You got a fucking speeding-fucking-ticket?! Oh fuck that fucking shit right-fucking-there! Oh it was only a fucking warning? You got fucking lucky dude. Fuck. Be more fucking careful next time. You don't want any fuckin' fucked tickets! Fuck me!

So what the fuck's up?

[MissTwisties]

Hey hey... wait a minute...since WHEN did you guys bash on asians?? I feel so left out, where is the good 'ole bashing of the canadians??? ROFL!!!!

(ok, I admit, I'm bringing this one down on myself...lol)

[Nikon]

Originally posted by bentbryan
Since Jersey isn't here to post....


"Mahk?! What the fuck's up buddy? How yafuckin' been dude?! FUCK! You got a fucking speeding-fucking-ticket?! Oh fuck that fucking shit right-fucking-there! Oh it was only a fucking warning? You got fucking lucky dude. Fuck. Be more fucking careful next time. You don't want any fuckin' fucked tickets! Fuck me!

So what the fuck's up?

[dhuze]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
Hey hey... wait a minute...since WHEN did you guys bash on asians?? I feel so left out, where is the good 'ole bashing of the canadians???...........

Canadians aren't smart enough to get it

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by dhuze
Canadians aren't smart enough to get it

Smart enough to get what?


I don't get it...

[JeffL]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
Smart enough to get what?


I don't get it...

Gosh, stupid Canadians........

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by JeffL
Gosh, stupid Canadians........

HEY!!

[Kham]

ya know. fuck asian. i hate asian too. oh wait...

it's not hard to tell if you're asian. i can with one eye. then after your lid is off that's when you can really tell unless you are blind. then it all depends how you're dealt with.

make fun all you want bully. i hope will be your turn someday.

[Honclfibr]

Kham, what you need to do in situations like these is to fight stereotypes with stereotypes. Explain to him that the pythagorean theorem postulates that you couldn't possibly have been speeding just then. He will defer to your superior grasp of the mathematical arts.

Alternatively, explain that you were speeding because you were angry at being born with a tiny penis. Start flipping out, he will worry that you are about to kill someone and will become disoriented; use this opportunity to disappear in a puff of smoke.

Few American cops are trained in the art of the ninja and most will not know how to react when confronted by one. Just check first that he's not wearing an eyepatch or walking with a wooden leg, the pirate is the sworn enemy of the ninja and you will only serve to fuel his anger with your posturing.

[MissTwisties]

OMFG....ROFL!!!!

Honclfbr....you have NO CLUE how BAD I just laughed at this moment reading this post...I was crying from laughing so hard, Man God had to come to my PC to read the last paragraph, I couldn't!!!!


OMG.....thank you thank you....that was a laugh that happen only once every 5 years for me!

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by Kham
ya know. fuck asian. i hate asian too. oh wait...

it's not hard to tell if you're asian. i can with one eye. then after your lid is off that's when you can really tell unless you are blind. then it all depends how you're dealt with.

make fun all you want bully. i hope will be your turn someday.

Kham, you won't believe this coming from me, but you should definitly see the humor in all this...LOL I understand how you feel, really, but in this case...this whole thing has turned so ridicule that it is a RIOT to read at this point....come on, laugh a little!! I did and I feel so much better! (specially after uncle fiber's post....wow)