[OreoGitorio]

Just in case you're up for listening to a little drama....

So my EX & I have been broke up for about a year or so now.... when we were together she basically made me get on the same verizon plan as her so we could save a couple bucks & talk for free .... took a week of convincing but fine, whatever, i agreed.

A year or so later we break up, I just keep calling Verizon & paying my share from month to month.... we try splittin the plans a couple times, but neither one of us really gives two shits about it.

A few months ago she gets pissed cuz i didn't pay for two months & says i'm ruining her credit cuz of overdue payment.... I call up to pay my two months worth & she's got over a 400 dollar bill racked up... yeah, sure, i'm the sole reason your account is overdue...


Finally she uses friggin IM to get ahold of me this past Monday.... says "I suspended your phone" blah blah blah, bullshit, blah blah blah, bullshit "we need to meet tomorrow & take care of this" On top of that, for some reason she feels the need to explain to me exactly WHY she wants this taken care of IMMEDIATELY... "I'm moving in w/ my BF, we're getting engaged & getting married... we're going on the same phone plan so you can see why i don't want my ex boyfriend on my plan"................. yeah, fukin terriffic, want a cookie? cuz i could care less about your reasons why.

Fine... i'm pissed cuz she suspended my phone, but whatever, i'm not gonna let it get to me, that's what she wants. Next day, we split up the plans, reactivates my phone, good to go....

Later on that day, phone's still not workin... Last night, phone's still not workin... this morning, phone's still not working.

I call Verizon... they say "She reported the phone stolen & that's only something she can clear up"..................... you gotta be fukin kidding me.

I hang up the phone w/ Verizon, my work phone rings, it's her... she tells me i need to call em w/ the serial number on the phone... had i been thinking I woulda said "No, YOU have to call em w/ the serial number on the phone", but instead I say "fine, btw, yeah, you reporting it as stolen? WIKID FUKIN SMART"

I call Verizon now, get transfered, get automated activation thing... fine, i can activate it now... go through a long process of menues and entering numbers, almost there............................. nope... need some 7 digit location code that I don't have...

DUMB FUKING BITCH

Up until now i had no problems w/ her & the break up. I was hoping it was gonna stay that way... and it would have if she didn't friggin say my phone was stolen.... dumb kunt

rant off... hope you enjoyed reading about my BS situation.

[ssg]

dude you have my sympathy, my chick is going through the exact same thing right now with her ex. Your name isn't peter per chance is it?

[OreoGitorio]

Why per chance it IS... you're not a really tall ugly fatass dorky lookin dude w/ a goofy beard are you? Cuz I saw a pic of her & her new fiancee on myspace & that's what he looks like


Congrats on your engagment, you can have her... Oh & lemme know if you want copies of the pics I have of her on my hard drive

[Nikon]

[ssg]

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
Why per chance it IS... you're not a really tall ugly fatass dorky lookin dude w/ a goofy beard are you? Cuz I saw a pic of her & her new fiancee on myspace & that's what he looks like


Congrats on your engagment, you can have her... Oh & lemme know if you want copies of the pics I have of her on my hard drive

lol , nope definetely not me - but now that the photos have been outted, post up!

[mycirus]

Hey Pete, Do you wanna get Sprint so we can talk for free? LOL

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by somestrangeguy
lol , nope definetely not me - but now that the photos have been outted, post up!

you don't really wanna see pics of my ex suckin mah dick do ya?

[benVFR]

Thanks for educating us never to fall for this "share phone plans" trick.

I will add this to the lesson I learned from my co-worker... "Don't ever fuckin let your kids have cellphones on your account." (Guys teenage daughter racked up a $2000 bill one month)

[Karaya One]

Pete - it's spelled CUNT.

Just a heads up!

[OreoGitorio]

I dun speeld it write in da thred tytle din't I????

[JeffL]

Sign up for all those daily joke text messages and such and then give her back the phone.

[Sbk12rs]

just be thankfull you didn't marry the C*&T
And have ALLLLLL the crap to split up .

Been there done that ,,, got the t-shirt !

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by JeffL
Sign up for all those daily joke text messages and such and then give her back the phone.

It's not even her fukin phone, that's what pisses me off about this whole thing.

[JeffL]

Jeez, get your own plan you lazy bastid!

[Bhavesh]

aww, Pete's sad

go for a ride!

Why do you need this plan? Are you trying to keep the number? You can take your phone and have it reactivated through another verizon plan.

[highsider]

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
you don't really wanna see pics of my ex suckin mah dick do ya?

Well, did you use a zoom lens?

Tell the little twat to give you a ring on your new phone when her divorce is final.

[OreoGitorio]

just to clear this up for you guys, the bitch just reported my phone as stolen on monday, so now the phone in my pocket doesn't work. Yesterday we met up & split up the contracts, so i'm already on a new contract and was able to keep my old number...

I'm just gonna go to Verizon tomorrow & get a new phone, this thing's super old anyway and it's about time I upgrade.

She still had no logical reason or right to report my phone as stolen... that's why she's a dumb bitch.

[highsider]

Ask her if she told her new husband about the herpes.

[Half Squid]

IS that all?? Iyeah it sounds agrivating but there are far worse things that could have come back to haunt you... Like

DADDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So Smile your all bettererrrrrrr now!

[hessogood]

Send the pictures to her fiance and be done with it. Do I have to teach you everything?

[richw]

Sorry dude... get the blue tooth

Being happy and living well is still the best revenge

[roso]

better yet post em on my space and her space
even better mail them to her parents and everyone else she knows
of course use a lame address

[benVFR]

Get a fancy phone and then you can send the pictures right to their telephones!

You've got Pr0n of your daughter!

[bump909]

well, that's teh suck.. but why didn't you cut off ALL ties when you broke up? should have got your name off that plan asafp.

[roso]

Originally posted by bump909
well, that's teh suck.. but why didn't you cut off ALL ties when you broke up? should have got your name off that plan asafp.

as much as i dislike him he is right