A beautiful, well endowed, young blonde goes to her local pet store in
search of an exotic pet. As she looks about the store, she notices a box
full of frogs. The sign says: `Oral Sex` frogs! Only $20 each! Money back
guarantee!! (Comes with complete instructions).

The girl excitedly looks around to see if anybody's watching her and
whispers softly to the man behind the counter, `I'll take one.`

The man packaged the frog and said, `Just follow the instructions
carefully.` The girl nods, grabs the box and is quickly on her way home. As
soon as she closes the door to her apartment, the girl takes out the
instructions and reads them thoroughly, doing exactly what it says to do.

1.. Take a shower
2.. Splash on some nice smelling perfume.
3.. Slip into a very sexy teddy.
4.. Crawl into bed, spread your legs and put the frog down `there`.

She then quickly takes her shower and gets into bed, puts the frog between
her legs and to her surprise, nothing happens. The girl is totally
frustrated and quite upset at this point. She re-reads the instructions and
notices at the bottom of the paper it says, `If you have any problems or
questions, please call the pet store.` So, the girl calls the pet store.

The man says, `I had some complaints earlier today. I`ll be right over.
Within five minutes, the man is ringing her doorbell. The girl welcomes him
in and says, `See, I`ve done everything according to the instructions and
the damn thing just sits there.` The man looking very concerned, picks up
the frog, stares directly into its eyes and sternly says: "Listen to me! I`m
only going to show you how to do this one ore time!!!!!"

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excellent!

fucking excellent!!!

[SEVENSGT]

Yea Baby do I make you horny???

[PinHead]

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