[JeffL]

Here it is!

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A train hits a busload of Catholic schoolgirls and they all perish.
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They are all in heaven trying to enter the pearly gates past St. Peter.
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St. Peter asks the first girl..........
"Jessica, have you ever had any contact with a penis?".

She giggles and shyly replies..........
"Well I once touched the head of one with the tip of my finger."
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St. Peter says..........
"OK, dip the tip of your finger in The Holy Water and pass through the gate.

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St. Peter asks the next girl the same question..........
"Jennifer have you ever had any contact with a penis?"
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The girl is a little reluctant but replies.........
"Well once I fondled and stroked one."
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St. Peter says..........
"OK, dip your whole hand in The Holy Water and pass through the gate."
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All of a sudden there is a lot of commotion in the line of girls; one girl is pushing her way to the front of the line.
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When she reaches the front of the line St. Peter says..........
"Lisa! What seems to be the rush?"
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The girl replies............
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"If I'm going to have to gargle that Holy Water, I want to do it before Tiffany sticks her ass in it."

[SWEET_Z]

mmmm... schoolgirls...

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[HBerry]

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