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Old 05-11-06, 06:38 PM
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So I cut the palms of both hands today on some stainless steel. No stitches or anything but they really hurt. So anyways I'm going to have a hard time masterbating. If anybody can help me let me know. Maybe I can give you some in trade.
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Old 05-11-06, 06:53 PM
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I dont think they call it masturbating if someone is helping you

But, seriously, if ya got hurt I hope ya get better soon.
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Old 05-11-06, 07:04 PM
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dumbass and Petey will probably be willing to help
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Old 05-11-06, 07:14 PM
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my hands are busy w/ my own wang and i already flossed today so i'm all set w/ that.
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Old 05-11-06, 07:51 PM
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How much beer are we talking, and for what period of time?
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Old 05-11-06, 09:24 PM
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Old 05-11-06, 09:36 PM
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Old 05-11-06, 09:37 PM
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How much beer are we talking, and for what period of time?


For enough beer, there isn't much I wont do. Also, I'm from Vermont.
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Old 05-11-06, 09:47 PM
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It's not gay if you don't make eye contact.

(derived from a Jimmy Norton joke...who I'm going to see Friday)
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Old 05-11-06, 10:07 PM
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Never underestimate the power of beer.
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Old 05-11-06, 10:13 PM
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Never underestimate the power of beer.
I was only kidding about the beer.
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Old 05-11-06, 10:18 PM
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Even as resident , and -drinker, this thread is like some kinda freaky-ass showing of Brokeback Mountain at a Betty Ford Clinic relapse party.
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Old 05-11-06, 10:23 PM
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Maybe I can give you some in trade.
I hear the ladies like pearl necklaces!
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Old 05-11-06, 10:35 PM
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I hear the ladies like pearl necklaces!
Anybody want a pearl necklace to give to their girl?
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Old 05-11-06, 11:15 PM
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Re: Re: Re: My turn to ask for help

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Anybody want a pearl necklace to give to their girl?
Oh ummm....the things you can do with pearls necklace....
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Old 05-12-06, 05:02 AM
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sure honey buns

i will wack your pee pee
the only thing you may never use your pee pee again
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Old 05-13-06, 06:27 PM
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That sucks! No man-to-hand combat for you!
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Old 05-14-06, 10:37 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Re: My turn to ask for help

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Oh ummm....the things you can do with pearls necklace....
Um, I dont think that you're talking about the same kind of pearl necklace that they are... (at least I hope you're not).
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Old 05-14-06, 10:52 AM
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Um, I dont think that you're talking about the same kind of pearl necklace that they are... (at least I hope you're not).
Maybe after it sits a little while
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Old 05-14-06, 10:58 AM
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OMG LOLOLOL

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Old 05-14-06, 11:01 AM
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Pearl earrings and tiara.
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Old 05-14-06, 11:13 AM
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Maybe after it sits a little while
Pearl necklaces are best served fresh.

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Old 05-14-06, 11:21 AM
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Ewwwwww.

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