[NinjaSwan]

You're A Biker Wanna' Be, If...

- You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
- You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
- You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
- Your tattoos wash off.
- You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
- You never ride to work.
- All your leathers match.
- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
- You don't own a rain suit.
- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
- You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
- You ride a Ducati.
- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.

[cbrburns]

Hey.......I ride a Ducati, and last I checked, I'm no biker wanna be!

[NinjaSwan]

I think the Ducati is the only one that does'nt fit. Instead It should be...

If you ride a 250cc

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan
If you ride a 250cc

Watch it. (altho I can say now that I don't ride a 250 anymore...)

[beet]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan
You're A Biker Wanna' Be, If...

- You spit out the bug that just flew in your mouth.
- You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.
- You're too cool to wave at the kids in the mom-mobile in front of you.
- You grab for your hairbrush before your old lady.
- You take your bike into the shop for oil changes.
- Your $500 boots aren't scuffed from riding.
- You think that a kick-starter is a mocha latte.
- You set at least one mirror, if not both, to reflect yourself.
- Your saddle bags say "Gucci".
- You carry a lap-top in your saddle bags.
- Your tattoos wash off.
- You put your pony-tail back in the drawer after you get home.
- You won't ride down a gravel road.
- You've never seen a sunrise from two wheels.
- You only ride on weekends, when you can.
- You never ride to work.
- All your leathers match.
- There are no wrinkled, faded, creased, or scratched areas on your leathers.
- You don't own a rain suit.
- You've never ridden long enough to know that stock seats are never comfortable.
- You've never had to replace a worn out tire.
- You've had to replace your tires, but because they were too old and not too worn.
- You like to ride by stores with big picture windows so you can admire your reflection.
- You ride a Ducati.
- Your longest road trip this year was to Hooter's for bike night.

spit um out guy needs 2 eat dont he. thats meat
i pose all the time
the kids
hey i got 5 ta 10 for my tatts. nikon
im 2 lazzy to do the rest

[NinjaSwan]

hehe..

[MissTwisties]

Somehow...you KNEW I would bite to this one eh?? Do we know you? My little finger tells me maybe you're not so "newbie" to NESR after all....hmm....

[NinjaSwan]

Very new.. Actually looks like i'm a Junior Member now! Not bad for one day...

I'm getting to know everyone from there posts so I know what to watch out for. Plus I don't want to offend anyone.

[beet]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan
Very new.. Actually looks like i'm a Junior Member now! Not bad for one day...

I'm getting to know everyone from there posts so I know what to watch out for. Plus I don't want to offend anyone.

[MissTwisties]

Oh....so I was your first target eh? Take that -->

[NinjaSwan]

no worries, i still love ya..

[bigred875]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan
i still love ya..

yup...he's new

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by bigred875
yup...he's new

[Nikon]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan - You spend more time shining your bike than riding it.

My bike is ALWAYS dirty. I cleaned it when it came out of storage cause Highsiders "garage" is a dustbowl. A buddy was with me and says "this the once a year cleaning?" I said yes.

[Nikon]

Originally posted by beet
spit um out guy needs 2 eat dont he. thats meat
i pose all the time
the kids
hey i got 5 ta 10 for my tatts. nikon
im 2 lazzy to do the rest

Mine wash off - it's just marker.

[Nikon]

Originally posted by bigred875
yup...he's new

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by NinjaSwan
I think the Ducati is the only one that does'nt fit. Instead It should be...

If you ride a 250cc

How about if you buy a race rep as your first bike and rag on 250s? Does that make you a wanna be? I think it might

[MissTwisties]

[bump909]

Originally posted by Nikon

ditto that!

[beet]

i got a kid telling me he does 1100 miles on his TLS a day
yeah & jackasses fly
fing squid slab riding little git

[bigred875]

Originally posted by MissTwisties

[beet]

he's all pissed off now

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
Watch it. (altho I can say now that I don't ride a 250 anymore...)

maybe... but u can't say you ride MORE than a 250

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by bigred875
yup...he's new

[MissTwisties]

jerks.