[Half Squid]

I have never had such a fucked up night of drinking..

Ok, so me and my buddy go to Worcester to hang out with some people, after everyone turns into pussies and go home we continue on to the next place to drink. First place was JJ's sport bar in Northboro, cool place! Tallent was not so good tonight though.

I suggest we hit a titty bar seeing neither one of us have been in a while abd needed to kill some time before any good bars got busy. So on to Centerfolds rt 20 in Worcester. They need to change the name back to pudgy's...

After that we head across the street to a place called the Cas-Bar (Only good certain nights in the summer!!!!) SUCKED! All older people and a few scetchy coke whores. Next stop. Oh god I regret this... one beer and off to the races.

I knew somewhat about the next place and I pretty much told my buddy we are only going here for a good laugh, the woman here are ussually nasty. We'll it was worse than either one of us could have imagined. First girl on stage was not a girl at all...... Formally known as Steve. It was a 100% transformed dude. Just like a train wreck you don't want to look but had to be sure. well woman wise all was correct but you can clearly tell it was a guy. Wide shoulders was the first clue, then the voice, facial features... And my buddy said something about his stomack, but I couldn't bare it anymore and turned facing away towards the bar. Worst of all there was this younger jacked jock type guy hanging all over Shim when "it" was off stage. I wanted to go over to the guy ans ask if he knew about shim? BUt if he did know and it was his wo/man he probably would have kicked my ass. I may be a good size guy, but this kid was Pro-football size. Just barely finished the one beer and bolted out the door,(NEVER TO RETURN AGAIN!) Stay clear of the Lamplighter in Woo-town!

Called it a night after that. No more chances we already went 0-4

Were is the party tomorrow night? I need to make up for this shitty night. at least I got a good buzz!

[SmokennFasTT]

wow what a nite, ill make sure to stay away from Lamplighter. i cant believe some of the stuff people do nowa days, wtf kinda doctor would do a sex change? its beyond me. hope u have better luck tomorrow nite lol. i need to find someone to put on my tire so i can go up north and hit up this partyyy. wish me luck lol.

[mikeb]

i remember those nights...barely one of the reasons i stopped drinking! rest up and ride hard all day sunday!

[Stoneman]

Memorial Day weekend is wunna those weekends I don't go OUT drinking. Too many amateurs out there...

[dhuze]

The real question is, Why would you go to the Lamplighter in the frist place?

[hessogood]

So how big were his tits?


WHAT!?!! I'm just asking....

[mycirus]

You need to go to Marios in Webster. Or maybe Crystal Palace. Not the lamplighter. Geese......

Bruce

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by dhuze
The real question is, Why would you go to the Lamplighter in the frist place?

Like I said in the post, it was a joke. I asked my buddy if he wanted a good laugh at some ugly strippers seeing we were driving right by the place. I didn't think it was going to be so bad that it would be making us sick

Originally posted by hessogood
So how big were his tits?


WHAT!?!! I'm just asking....

Go check Shim out... Go on do it, wouldn't be the first time....

[bump909]

oh damn. not good, mike. at least the story didn't end up with "i wrecked my truck" or "i got a dui". hit up montreal tonight.. up there, you can't lose.

[Stoneman]

Originally posted by bump909
oh damn. not good, mike. at least the story didn't end up with "i wrecked my truck" or "i got a dui"...

...or '...I got a humjob from a shim...'

[KB]

Originally posted by Stoneman
I got a humjob from a shim...'

Jay that is frikin gross. Does that make you gay???
KB

[Half Squid]

Ok this just got bumped, so let me take this oppertunity to make up for this BAD visit to a shoe show.

MONTREAL 2006..

Who's in?? Say one of the last few weekend of summer or this weekend comming up????

SERIOUSLY, LETS GO!!!!!!

[dhuze]

Originally posted by dhuze
The real question is, Why would you go to the Lamplighter in the frist place?

Originally posted by Half Squid
Like I said in the post, it was a joke. I asked my buddy if he wanted a good laugh at some ugly strippers seeing we were driving right by the place. I didn't think it was going to be so bad that it would be making us sick





Go check Shim out... Go on do it, wouldn't be the first time....

OOOOOOOOOH! So the real question is Why would you go to the Lamplighter in the first place?

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by dhuze
OOOOOOOOOH! So the real question is Why would you go to the Lamplighter in the first place?

We didn't it was the Forth place we went.

[xvrider]

Originally posted by Half Squid
Ok this just got bumped, so let me take this oppertunity to make up for this BAD visit to a shoe show.

MONTREAL 2006..

Who's in?? Say one of the last few weekend of summer or this weekend comming up????

SERIOUSLY, LETS GO!!!!!!

I haven't been to Montreal in so long.......

[theothersean]

"Go check Shim out... Go on do it, wouldn't be the first time.... "


speaking of hot dogs with relish..............


so Mike, when is the second date with her / him.?



and to answer the doctor question, I guess you can buy anything with money and there are pleanty of Doctors out there that want money.

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by theothersean
"Go check Shim out... Go on do it, wouldn't be the first time.... "


speaking of hot dogs with relish..............


so Mike, when is the second date with her / him.?

This comming from a guy who was checking out a guy at the gas station at the intersection of 140 & 62... YEAH I remembered that day! I even remember the comment about it's ass... hahahahhaaaaaa IT'S A DUDE!!!!!

[theothersean]

not that there is anything wrong with that. Hey it doesn't make me a bad person .

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by theothersean
not that there is anything wrong with that. Hey it doesn't make me a bad person .

Joe doesn't think so!

[Stoneman]

Originally posted by rmbbikes
Jay that is frikin gross. Does that make you gay???
KB

No. It was SHIM that was gay, technically...

[old timer]

Here's a thought , why dont you Framingham hillbilly's stay out of the big city...Wustah is way too cosmopolitan for y'all...

Maybe try one of those quaint bars in P-Town...more your speed...

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by old timer
Here's a thought , why dont you Framingham hillbilly's stay out of the big city...Wustah is way too cosmopolitan for y'all...

Maybe try one of those quaint bars in P-Town...more your speed...

You just want the local tranny's to yourself... I know it's true..

[Cue Ball]

two words... Marios / Webster

[hessogood]

Originally posted by Cue Ball
two words... Marios / Webster

NWS!


























































two words

Nazo's house

[highsider]

Originally posted by Half Squid
Ok this just got bumped, so let me take this oppertunity to make up for this BAD visit to a shoe show.

MONTREAL 2006..

Who's in?? Say one of the last few weekend of summer or this weekend comming up????

SERIOUSLY, LETS GO!!!!!!

You know Nikon and I are in.