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Old 06-10-06, 10:58 AM
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I'm building an Ark.

Its been raining for a really long time, so I decided to build an ark. I need the following items for my ark, if anybody has them handy.

1) Blonde lesbians
2) Redhead lesbians
3) Giraffes
4) Panda Bears
5) Paris Hilton
6) A barrel of Jack Daniel's


That is all.
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Old 06-10-06, 10:59 AM
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I might have a line on the panda bears.
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Old 06-10-06, 11:43 AM
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I'm building an Ark.

You may want to throw some female bisexuals in there so they don't kick you out of the bedroom.
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Old 06-10-06, 11:49 AM
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You may want to throw some female bisexuals in there so they don't kick you out of the bedroom.


in fact, steal Slap's girlfriend... she's hot & has big boobs
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I'm building an Ark.

What about vodka and midgets. Whats a cruise without entertainment?
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I'm building an Ark.

I intend to sit in the corner of the ark and watch the lesbians, while drunk on Jack, with Paris Hilton.

I do not remember why I needed Panda Bears or Giraffes.
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Old 06-10-06, 04:08 PM
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I'm building an Ark.

I just saw the sun for about 45 seconds. True story.
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I'm building an Ark.

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I intend to sit in the corner of the ark and watch the lesbians, while drunk on Jack, with Paris Hilton.

I do not remember why I needed Panda Bears or Giraffes.

In that case, you may want to bring some scientists to find a cure for AIDs and a hand-full of other STDs.
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Old 06-10-06, 04:23 PM
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I'm building an Ark.

You forgot me.
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Old 06-10-06, 04:46 PM
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I'm building an Ark.

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I intend to sit in the corner of the ark and watch the lesbians, while drunk on Jack, with Paris Hilton.

I do not remember why I needed Panda Bears or Giraffes.
That's where Will comes in
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Old 06-10-06, 05:08 PM
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I'm building an Ark.

I had a giraffe but I slit it's throat during a drunken stuper. YOu can have the carcase if you need it.
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Old 06-10-06, 06:18 PM
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In that case, you may want to bring some scientists to find a cure for AIDs and a hand-full of other STDs.
Who said anything about having sex with her? I just think she's funny.
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Old 06-10-06, 06:34 PM
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I'm building an Ark.

I have an Australian Shepherd you can take...

May not be the smartest thing though if you end up taking Will...
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Old 06-10-06, 06:55 PM
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I'm building an Ark.

will there be a racetrack on said ark?

stoneman- i saw a sticker that said "my labador retreiver is smarter than your honor student" your dog comment reminded me... i thought it was funny..... nevermind
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