[oreo_n2]

> 1. Your potted plants are alive. And you can't smoke a one of them.
> 2. Having sex in a twin-sized bed is absurd.
> 3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
> 4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to sleep.
> 5. You hear your favorite song on an elevator.
> 6. You carry an umbrella. You watch the Weather Channel.
> 7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of hookup and breakup.
> 8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
> 9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as 'dressed up.'
> 10. You're the one calling the police because those darn kids next
door

don't know how to turn down the stereo.
> 11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
> 12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
> 13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
> 14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's.
> 15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back! k hurt.
> 16. You no longer take naps from noon to 6 p.m.
> 17. Dinner and a movie - The whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 a.m. would severely upset, rather

than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drugstore for Ibuprofen and antacids, not condoms and
pregnancy test kits.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer 'pretty good stuff.'
21. You actually eat breakfast foods at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to," replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
23. Over 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You don't drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. You read this entire list looking for one sign that doesn't apply to
you.




Oh my god, i can so attest to number 22 RIGHT NOW!.
i am fucking in the sling this morning... too much Jack and coke last night.

[JCsGrly]

funny cuz just recently i said the 2nd part to #22 Brent hahaha - guess I have yet to grow up especially if I go through a lot of that list hmmm.... I duno but most people here haven't with some of those items.

[oreo_n2]

YOUNGIN!!!

[Stoneman]

I'm not gonna agree or disagree with any of those points. But I will just say, bwaaaaa haaaa haaaaa!!! WOW!!!

[benVFR]

Trying to get in good shape is a really quick way to make yourself answer yes to a WHOLE bunch of those questions.

Heheh... if I apply to grad school next year, I'm sure I will regress...

Ben

[oreo_n2]

i am outta here ... time for toronto for titties and beer. see ya'll next week.
i bet i get to use #22 again this weekend... many, many times.

[twrayinma]

shit, #17 has been true my entire life...