[Honclfibr]

Fucking computer adaptive tests, doling out harder and harder questions until you want to crawl up into a little ball and die. I hate you, GMAT, so much.

But, I got a 760, which ensures that I will never have to take the damn thing again. Fuck you GMAT, consider this a formal invitation to suck it.

Let me also extend an invitation for sucking it to all the white bread ivy league educated bitches, most of whom will score lower than my podunk state schooled ass. Yes, you too may suck it, dillholes.

Finally, no invitation for suckage would be complete without including Ann Coulter. Ann, you have no relation at all to the GMAT but you're a whiny arrogant bitch and you can suck it too, just for good measure.

In conclusion, the list of who can suck it are the GMAT and all related affiliates, white bread preppy bitches, and that annoying hag Ann Coulter. Suck it long, and suck it hard, all y'all.

Ok, I'm done now. Time to go a'drinkin

[daviid]

no fucking clue what your talking about

[OreoGitorio]

[beet]

Originally posted by daviid


no fucking clue what your talking about

You need to understand GEEK
i'm glad i don't

[highsider]

Darrell -

What the fuck is a GMAT?

[bmrider]

GMAT = Graduate Management Admission Test

[OreoGitorio]

gigantic mammary appreciation test.

[neuthunder]

granny masturbation anal testing

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
gigantic mammary appreciation test.

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by bmrider
GMAT = Graduate Management Admission Test

Yeah, that one.

Basically tests whether you are qualified to be a smarmy git who sits in an office and tells other people how to do the job you're too lazy to do yourself.

Apparently, I am well qualified

[OreoGitorio]

holy shit dude, from that job description i bet i could ace that one

[bmrider]

Apparently, I am well qualified

Either that, or just a good test taker...

[Bhavesh]

congrats man...you did well and you're done

Now it's time to celebrate

then go out and "get more ass today"

[HBerry]

So does that mean you are getting a new job?

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by HBerry
So does that mean you are getting a new job?

No, it means I will be spending several hundred dollars apiece to apply to business schools in the hope that they might grant me the esteemed privilege of paying them 40k a year to attend said school, after two years receiving another silly piece of paper to hang over my desk.

P.S. You racing Sept 2?

P.P.S. Pick up your damn bike!

[Bhavesh]

facqg that...find a company you want to work for, make sure they have "tuition reimbursement" in their benefits, work up as high as you can in management, THEN apply to MBA programs, have the company cover the cost of it, and move your way up.

And sleep with a few old, horny broads that hold high positions in the company. You can tell which ones they are, because instead of saying "you'll need sexual harassment training", they'll say "it's time to get sexually harassed...heheh...but at my age I'd enjoy it".

[HBerry]

P.S. I have to work on Sept 2, stupid getting free housing

P.P.S. I am truck shopping right now so I can pick it up and give you some storage funds.

[daviid]

Originally posted by HBerry
P.S. I have to work on Sept 2, stupid getting free housing

P.P.S. I am truck shopping right now so I can pick it up and give you some storage funds.

do you know what the race track looks like?

you can still arive and show up for sunday and race gtl and ptwins

[HBerry]

I have to work Saturday Sunday Monday

[FazerChic]

Oh, quit yer bitchin' and suck it up you pussy.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by FazerChic
Oh, quit yer bitchin' and suck it up you pussy.

I like this chick

[FazerChic]

Originally posted by OreoGaborio
I like this chick

Just admit it. You want me.

[chr|s sedition]

Originally posted by Honclfibr
Fucking computer adaptive tests, doling out harder and harder questions until you want to crawl up into a little ball and die. I hate you, GMAT, so much.

But, I got a 760, which ensures that I will never have to take the damn thing again. Fuck you GMAT, consider this a formal invitation to suck it.

Let me also extend an invitation for sucking it to all the white bread ivy league educated bitches, most of whom will score lower than my podunk state schooled ass. Yes, you too may suck it, dillholes.

Finally, no invitation for suckage would be complete without including Ann Coulter. Ann, you have no relation at all to the GMAT but you're a whiny arrogant bitch and you can suck it too, just for good measure.

In conclusion, the list of who can suck it are the GMAT and all related affiliates, white bread preppy bitches, and that annoying hag Ann Coulter. Suck it long, and suck it hard, all y'all.

Ok, I'm done now. Time to go a'drinkin

Ok, hands down, 2006 Post-of-The-Year.