[MissTwisties]

Shit....ain't that the truth!

1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@.. kids next door won't turn down the stereo.
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
16. You take naps.
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of one.
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset, rather than settle, your stomach.
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and pregnancy tests.
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good s&%$."
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to drink that much again."
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them instead of asking "Oh s$..@, what the hell happened?"

Bonus:
26: You read this entire list looking desperately for one sign that doesn't apply to you and can't find one.

those are all accurate.
I am finding I am to old for this forum. haha
Lee

[Bhavesh]

I dunno, does anyone else think #24 actually applies to people that are young (broke, and particularly in college)?

[MnM]

haha

nope #24 is correct...especially when you get into your owm place. All that extra money while living at home dissapears!

Then you think about all the groceries you could have bought for the $100 spent on a few drinks at the club..

[SSearchVT]

Don't forget - You start to worry about things like landscaping...

[NinjaSwan]

+1 to #24

[a13x]

I'm Peter Pan.

[Adrenalinechic]

ah, sh*t, I'm 22 and I think the only one that doesn't apply is #7, friends marry and divorce instead of hook up and break up. Although, I do have a few that were engaged then broke up.

my motto: I turned 21, stopped drinking and started falling apart

[Adrenalinechic]

crap i just realized this is old and a double post.

[union]

Originally Posted by Adrenalinechic

crap i just realized this is old and a double post.

I guess you have #27 as well... CRS - Cant Remember Shit

Luckily most of those dont yet apply to me even at 28 Im a kid for the rest of my life.

[dhuze]

I guess I should grow up soon. Only 4 of those pertain to me.

[OreoGitorio]

oh phew.... good to know i'm still 27 going on 20