[twrayinma]

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack." The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

[twrayinma]

A neutron went into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

T - you're outta line, meng!

[twrayinma]

An orchestra is playing Beethoven's 9th Symphony. There is a passage in the middle when, for about 20 minutes, the bass violinists have nothing to do. So they decide to slip out to a bar and drink a few beers. After a while one says, "Hey, we better get going."

But another says, "No, wait. I tied several pages of the conductor's sheet music together, so we'll have a couple of extra minutes while he sorts it out."

So they stay for another round. Finally when they go staggering back to their places. It was the bottom of the ninth, the score was tied, and the bassists were loaded.

[twrayinma]

Originally posted by silent1
T - you're outta line, meng!

i prefer the term "post whore"

and i've passed cookiebitch, so i'm done for now.

[oreo_n2]

its about focking time@@!!!! do you ever have to actually do work dude?!?!

[g®eg]

you fuckers are outta control!

[oreo_n2]

and your post count is low!

[twrayinma]

*really* low!

[g®eg]

Originally posted by homo_n2
and your post count is low!

well, when y'all get a good battle going, something worth posting about...