[OreoGitorio]

Just wanted everyone to know that.... the rest of this post is meaningless unless you're really bored like I am & in the mood for a laugh....





So I wake up this morning... look out the window... "ahhh, what a beautiful Saturday morning... no work todaaaayy, no big plaaaaans.... think I'll spend some time out in the garage and be productive"

... get up, have some breakfast flip on the TV for a bit...

Start doing some chores around the house, cleanin up the garage a bit, blah blah blah...

Lunch time comes... "Think i'll get a steakbomb from downtown."

Pick up the phone, call it in & while I'm headin down there I see school busses comin up the street.... "wtf? must have been a football game at my old HS. It's Saturday!"... keep drivin.

Get stuck behind a bus for a little bit... It lets out some kids w/ backpacks... "wtf? why are kids at school on a Saturday? Spectator bus maybe? School trip? Whatever I don't care, it Saturday!"

Go downtown, pick up my sub... "wow, pretty busy down here for a Saturday... must be cuz it's nice out"

Drivin home... more school busses "damn, sure are alot of schoolbusses out for a Saturday"

Pull in my driveway, kids walkin down my street headin home from school... "Damn, lotta kids walkin around with backpacks on for a Saturday.................... uh, it IS Saturday, right?"

Check the calendar my cell phone.... "aw shit"

"Hey, it Pete... um... Yeah, I'm gonna be a little late to work"




So how's YOUR Saturday goin?

[McBiggity]

nice one Pete, only you.
i've been hungover all day- didn't get home until 4 this morning was at work for 7:30. Get to do it all over agin tomorrow night at my buddies wedding.

[R7]

Another 2 minutes of my life gone forever

[OreoGitorio]

wow... took ya two whole minutes to read the first two sentences of my post?

[beet]

I was even faster then that ..

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by beet
I was even faster then that ..

Hey, everyone's allowed to be a little slow on a Saturday

[beet]

It's friday you inkyit .

[MissTwisties]

What's a "Saturday"? Never heard of it.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by beet
It's friday you inkyit .

Well I know that NOW, but see I THOUGHT it was Saturday... so it's ok

[hessogood]

me and my roommate were both off a day this week too. The whole week I thought it was one day ahead. Today should be saturday.

[beet]

Originally posted by MissTwisties
What's a "Saturday"? Never heard of it.

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by beet

working on it...

[a13x]

Liar. You don't wake up in the morning ever.

[beet]

Originally posted by a13x
Liar. You don't wake up in the morning ever.

[Josephd14]

I don't know whats funnier, your story, or having to explain the punch line to Beet ....

[beet]

Originally posted by josephd14
I don't know whats funnier, your story, or having to explain the punch line to Beet ....

Reading petes posts . I was waiting for the V. vid .

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by beet
I was waiting for the V. vid .

Perv. I don't have any "vivid" movie.

[OreoGitorio]

beet... cut the shit ya git. you're making that dumb canuck think this thread is about her

[MissTwisties]

Originally posted by OreoGitorio
beet... cut the shit ya git. you're making that dumb canuck think this thread is about her

but...what do you mean? It's not? Fuck. I'm loosing popularity.

Who's dumb anyway? Seeing kids with backpacks getting in and out the bus and still not getting the hint...

[beet]

Originally posted by OreoGitorio
beet... cut the shit ya git. you're making that dumb canuck think this thread is about her

Is it not . Are they not all . I missed the punch line again .

[JeffL]

Pete, being an entire day off takes talent, I applaud you.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by JeffL
Pete, being an entire day off takes talent, I applaud you.

well now... i'm honored... but I gotta admit, it's alot easier being a WHOLE day off than it is being 1/2 a day off, you fucker

[dhuze]

Merry Sunday everyone