[coyote]

a kid is sitting on the couch watching his grandpa smoke his pipe. he asks his grandpa "you really like that stuff, can i have some?"
his grandfather replies "is your dick long enough to reach around and touch your ass?"
"no" says the kid
"then that means you're not old enough to have any of this pipe"

later that evening, the kid sees his grandpa drinking some whiskey in a glass with ice
"grandpa, can i have some of THAT?"
"is your dick long enough to reach around and touch your ass?"
"no"
"than that means you are too young to drink this..."

right before the kid has to go to bed, the grandfather goes into the kitchen to say goodnight. he sees the kid eating some cookies and says
"wow, those look delicious, can i have some?"
"hey grandpa, is your dick long enough to reach around and touch your ass?"
"yes it is" the grandfather replies
the kid immediatly responds "than why dont you go fuck yourself, cause grandmom made these cookies for me.."

[PinHead]

ROTFLMAO

[coyote]

hehehehehe

[twrayinma]

*nice*, dude.