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Old 08-20-02, 03:07 PM
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Make like...


...an amoeba and split.
...an amputee and depart.
...an atom and split.
...a bad map and get lost.
...a bakery truck and haul buns.
...a banana and split.
...a bee and buzz off.
...the birds and flock off.
...a bowel and and make a movement
...a Catholic and pull out.
...a lost cause.
...cheap jeans and fade out.
...a cheerleader and split.
...a cow pie and hit the trail.
...the dew and evaporate.
...diarrhea and run.
...a donkey and haul ass.
...a drum and beat it.
...an egg and beat it.
...an epileptic and shake a leg.
...an envelope and get stuffed.
...an exorcist and get the hell out of here.
...a Ferrari and burn rubber.
...a fetus and abort.
...a fly and buzz off.
...a Gaussian surface and get the flux out of here.
...a glove and get lost.
...a guillotine and head off.
...a hairstyle and part.
...a hippy and blow this joint.
...a hockey player and get the puck out of here.
...a hockey player and get the puck outta here.
...a hockey stick and get the puck out of here.
...a hockey team and get the puck outta here.
...a horse and hit the trail.
...a horse's dick and hit the road.
...Houdini and disappear.
...an ice cube and melt.
...keys and get lost.
...a kid in a shopping mall and get lost.
...lightening and bolt.
...Little Bo Peep's sheep and get lost.
...Lorena Bobbit and cut it.
...MacArthur and fade away.
...a magician and vanish.
...a missing person.
...a mountain climbing expedition and get lost.
...a network and disconnect.
...a nose and run.
...a nut and bolt.
...a plane and take off.
...a shepherd and get the flock out of here.
...silverware and get the fork out of here.
...a snail and leave a trail.
...a toilet and bog off.
...a train and leave tracks.
...a tree and leave.
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