[theothersean]

So when you take a crap and you see a redish purple cloud in the water then you wipe your hole to see redish purple staning on the paper the first thought that crosses your mind is internal bleeding. That is until you remember that your buddy dropped off fresh beets from his garden and you had them for dinner the night before.

[OreoGitorio]

uhg... dude.. not the mental image i was goin for as i'm goin off to dinner

[MissTwisties]

TMI....

[theothersean]

Originally posted by OreoGitorio
uhg... dude.. not the mental image i was goin for as i'm goin off to dinner

May I recomend the beets, I hear they are fresh

[JeffL]

Thats worse than the time my brother ate a bunch of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles chocolate that was colored green.........you get the picture.

[theothersean]

Ahhh yes, green poopies, a famous oppie and anthony prank call to a chinese resturant.
Back in the day when they were on waaf, its on their CD demented world.

[R7]

Originally posted by theothersean
That is until you remember that your buddy dropped off fresh beets from his garden and you had them for dinner the night before.

I have more if you want them They didn't get that big this year, but they get the job done.

Beets are the worst, especially when you eat 4 or 5 of them at once... it litteraly looks like you shit out a giant blood clot. And if you drink a glass of water with them, your peeing red as well.

I did learn a lesson though the past couple days, when you eat sunflower seeds a friend roasted up, don't eat the shells as well

[theothersean]

Originally posted by R7
I have more if you want them They didn't get that big this year, but they get the job done.

Beets are the worst, especially when you eat 4 or 5 of them at once... it litteraly looks like you shit out a giant blood clot. And if you drink a glass of water with them, your peeing red as well.

I did learn a lesson though the past couple days, when you eat sunflower seeds a friend roasted up, don't eat the shells as well

Ah yes, butt splinters. I spit the shells out and still get seeds on the log but atleast its not splinters

[JeffL]

Sean, you are so good at quoting.

[theothersean]

Originally posted by JeffL
Sean, you are so good at quoting.

well we can't all post original content all the time as well as you do

[daviid]

i worked for a short while as a manager of a Cinnabon. i was dead broke so money was money :\ i also hadnt eaten in like a day and a half. i ended up drinking like 2 gallons of fruit punch that day. later that night i had horrible stomach cramps and my shit was red. freaked me out. closest symptoms matched was ecoli. that scared the shit out of me.

[Stoneman]

Originally posted by theothersean
So when you take a crap and you see a redish purple cloud in the water then you wipe your hole to see redish purple staning on the paper the first thought that crosses your mind is internal bleeding. That is until you remember that your buddy dropped off fresh beets from his garden and you had them for dinner the night before.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by daviid
i worked for a short while as a manager of a Cinnabon. i was dead broke so money was money :\ i also hadnt eaten in like a day and a half. i ended up drinking like 2 gallons of fruit punch that day. later that night i had horrible stomach cramps and my shit was red. freaked me out. closest symptoms matched was ecoli. that scared the shit out of me.

Thanks David... I always wanted to know about your first period.

[daviid]

Originally posted by OreoGitorio
Thanks David... I always wanted to know about your first period.

glad to know that i could help