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Old 10-27-06, 11:20 PM
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I work doing legal representation for crazy kids in state custody.

This girl didnt want to go with her social worker to her new foster home placement. She refused to get in the car. The police were called. She said ok. The cops left. She refused, again. The police came back. She said ok, again. She got in the car with the social worker and left. Two miles later, she removed her in-use tampon and began to smack the social worker in the face with it (while she was diving the car). The police were called from the side of the road. The girl was arrested for assault with a dangerous weapon. When she got the station, she apparently asked a female officer if she had any extra sanitary napkins.
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Old 10-27-06, 11:42 PM
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Old 10-27-06, 11:58 PM
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Old 10-28-06, 12:01 AM
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dangerous weapon? Not likely...but that girl still pretty fucked up...ewwww
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Old 10-28-06, 12:24 AM
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dangerous weapon? Not likely...but that girl still pretty fucked up...ewwww
Chlamydia
A.I.D.S
HPV
Herpes
Gonnorrhea
Syphillis (yes, it's back and running rife)
Hepatitis


I'd say it's a dangerous weapon.
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Old 10-28-06, 12:41 AM
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Chlamydia
A.I.D.S
HPV
Herpes
Gonnorrhea
Syphillis (yes, it's back and running rife)
Hepatitis
not to mention all the other deaseases you HAVEN'T gotten yet.... Degsy you dirty git.
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Old 10-28-06, 07:36 AM
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Old 10-28-06, 09:56 AM
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Chlamydia
A.I.D.S
HPV
Herpes
Gonnorrhea
Syphillis (yes, it's back and running rife)
Hepatitis


I'd say it's a dangerous weapon.
I know what you're saying, but it needs to be "exchange" of body fluids...so chances are slim to contract the disease just by being smacked with a tampon. I see why they still have to consider it "dangerous weapon" tho...
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Old 10-28-06, 11:12 AM
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Maybe she's been to one too many L7 shows?
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Old 10-28-06, 01:24 PM
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I know what you're saying, but it needs to be "exchange" of body fluids...so chances are slim to contract the disease just by being smacked with a tampon. I see why they still have to consider it "dangerous weapon" tho...
If someone was getting smacked in the face it would be easy to get her bodily fluids in your mouth, eyes, or nose.
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ya...viruses and bacteria are everywhere

but umm...that chick needs a good smacking of her own

isn't there a hipaa violation someplace here?
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Old 10-28-06, 02:04 PM
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I know what you're saying, but it needs to be "exchange" of body fluids...so chances are slim to contract the disease just by being smacked with a tampon. I see why they still have to consider it "dangerous weapon" tho...
wtf do you mean "exchange"... are you saying i have to give you some of my blood for some of your blood for you to give me Canadian Bacon sized Herpes sores?

no... you get hit in the face w/ a tampon covered in a bodily fluid that is contaminated w/ anything & you can get whatever it is that's in there if it gets into your system. People's faces are packed full of ways for shit like that to get into your system. Eyes, nose, mouth even ears are full of places for a desease to get into your body.
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Old 10-28-06, 02:18 PM
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isn't there a hipaa violation someplace here?
uhm...I assume you mean the Health Insurance Portability and Accountabiloty Act...if that is case, i dunno *where* you are seeing a violation of that.
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Old 10-28-06, 08:12 PM
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maybe the woman driving the car gets scratched in the face during one of the swings. I think they have every right to call it a dangerous weapon. eeewwww grross *in napoleon dynamite voice*
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Old 10-28-06, 11:51 PM
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not to mention your eyes are an open wound to the inside of your body..
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Yeah well OK then. I guess I should get the facts and read about this. I've heard many people say that for exemple, you cannot contract AIDS and other diseases by kissing someone (read: french kissing/exchange of saliva). So it seems some body fluids can indeed infect you if they are exchanged, and some other fluids (saliva) cannot. *scratches head* So we all know you contract the disease when blood touches blood. What about when blood comes in contact with skin (no open wounds), saliva/saliva or blood/saliva, etc. Speaking of body fluids, I don't think urine is contaminated with a disease like AIDS either.
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Speaking of body fluids, I don't think urine is contaminated with a disease like AIDS either.
What does that have to do with a tampon?

All I know is that if I was hit int he face with someone's used tampon I would first throw up, second wonder what the FUCK just happened, third take a really hot shower so as to burn my skin off, and fourth, get myself to the nearest hospital and get checked for every disease under the sun.
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Old 10-30-06, 07:28 AM
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Maybe she's been to one too many L7 shows?
Mid-90s reference acknowledged and appreciated.
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Old 10-30-06, 10:09 AM
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Old 10-30-06, 10:53 AM
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wtf do you mean "exchange"... are you saying i have to give you some of my blood for some of your blood for you to give me Canadian Bacon sized Herpes sores?

no... you get hit in the face w/ a tampon covered in a bodily fluid that is contaminated w/ anything & you can get whatever it is that's in there if it gets into your system. People's faces are packed full of ways for shit like that to get into your system. Eyes, nose, mouth even ears are full of places for a desease to get into your body.
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Old 10-30-06, 11:48 AM
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Maybe she's been to one too many L7 shows?
HA... i missed that at first

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Old 10-30-06, 02:56 PM
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You can be HIV postivie and not have AIDS. The virus can turn into AIDS....So AIDS isn't what is transmitted..the virus is.

Its still so gross!






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Yeah well OK then. I guess I should get the facts and read about this. I've heard many people say that for exemple, you cannot contract AIDS and other diseases by kissing someone (read: french kissing/exchange of saliva). So it seems some body fluids can indeed infect you if they are exchanged, and some other fluids (saliva) cannot. *scratches head* So we all know you contract the disease when blood touches blood. What about when blood comes in contact with skin (no open wounds), saliva/saliva or blood/saliva, etc. Speaking of body fluids, I don't think urine is contaminated with a disease like AIDS either.
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