[Doc]

Our own "Man Table" forum. ( You have all seen the commercials.

Man Laws

1. You can't date your friends X's. Unless you have consent or at least 12 months has passed since they were "over" (per him).
(Ammended to include his sister or mother, but that should go without saying)

2. No man shall own a dog weighing less than 25 lbs. Unless you are using it as bait.

3. No man shall "pop" his collar. The Fonz was the last man allowed to do this.

4. No man shall ever ride "bitch" on another mans motorcycle (only in the case of an extreme emergency and then only at night and he must deny the whole thing for eternity)

5. No man should tuck in his shirt ONLY over his big stupid belt buckle as if to "show it off" and leave the rest untucked.

6. No man shall make eye contact or attempt any other form of communication while using a public restroom.

7. When in another mans house no other man may touch the Remote control, TV, or Stereo or GRILL !

8. No man may drink another mans last beer, NO MATTER WHAT.

9. No man shall ever loan his motorcycle to a friend, nor shall a man let another man ride his motorcycle.

10. No man shall do laudry until he runs out of socks or underwear, not before. Properly executed, this should result in every article of clothing you owned being washed simultaneously. Men launder efficiently, leaving more time to drink beer and shoot at things. (and ride motorcycles)

11. No man may separate his colored and white laundry. Doing so would infer that you care too much about your appearance, and may be better off in the SOHO section on NYC.

[a13x]

Apparently my friend didn't know that. *cue punch to the face*

[bentbryan]

Man Law!

[Doc]

Originally posted by a13x
Apparently my friend didn't know that. *cue punch to the face*

Hey same thing here but it was my BROTHER!

(and they are married now and have a kid, I still don't talk to him)

Man Law then?

[Half Squid]

You can't date your friends Sister. Unless you have consent from the friend.

Same thing goes form moms.


Man Law?

[bentbryan]

Man Law!

[97BladeRider]

Originally posted by Half Squid
You can't date your friends Sister. Unless you have consent from the friend.

Same thing goes form moms.


Man Law?

Can't date your friend's mom??

That's a little sick, isn't it?

[Half Squid]

Originally posted by 97BladeRider
Can't date your friend's mom??

That's a little sick, isn't it?

Thats why it needs to be a "Man Law"

[FastJohnny]

No man shall own a dog weighing less than 25 lbs. Man LAW!

[jodymac]

Originally posted by FastJohnny
No man shall own a dog weighing less than 25 lbs. Man LAW!

definately man law

[gmdboston]

Originally posted by FastJohnny
No man shall own a dog weighing less than 25 lbs. Man LAW!

Unless you need bait....man law?

[Doc]

Originally posted by gmdboston
Unless you need bait....man law?

Bait for women?

[FastJohnny]

Bait for women is out of the question. Bait for bears/rhino's/lions, ok.

[gmdboston]

How about bait for a bigger dog????

[Doc]

When toasting with beer, you should clink with the bottom of the bottle because clinking the top would qualify as kissing.

Man Law?

(I remember that from the commercials)

[a13x]

No man shall pop his collar man LAW!

[Bhavesh]

no man should ever ride bitch on another man's motorcycle

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by Bhavesh
no man should ever ride bitch on another man's motorcycle

what about riding bitch on your OWN motorcycle?

[slaps76]

Originally posted by a13x
No man shall pop his collar man LAW!

Man law agreed.

[SVRACER01]

1. You can't date your friends X's. Unless you have consent or at least 12 months has passed since they were "over" (per him).
(Ammended to include his sister or mother, but that should go without saying)

amendment: when asked if its OK.. friend MUST say yes

[throttlejunkie]

Originally posted by OreoGitorio
what about riding bitch on your OWN motorcycle?

No man shall ride bitch on any motorcycle.

[SVRACER01]

no man should tuck in his shirt ONLY over his big stupid belt buckle as if to "show it off" and leave the rest untucked

[97BladeRider]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
no man should tuck in his shirt ONLY over his big stupid belt buckle as if to "show it off" and leave the rest untucked

MAN LAW!!

(I thought only women did this kind of thing, tucking in only the front of a shirt)

[FastJohnny]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
no man should tuck in his shirt ONLY over his big stupid belt buckle as if to "show it off" and leave the rest untucked

Man Law!

[Doc]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
1. You can't date your friends X's. Unless you have consent or at least 12 months has passed since they were "over" (per him).
(Ammended to include his sister or mother, but that should go without saying)

amendment: when asked if its OK.. friend MUST say yes

I don't agree. I don't HAVE to let you date my X. That would be uncomfortable. Bros before Ho's