[Stoneman]

Originally posted by Doc
Hey V, Your an American now, Celebrate Turkey day like the rest of us!

Eat and watch Football!!

...and farting. Nothing like a hearty fart contest halfway through dinner...

[Doc]

I won that one this year. By a LONG shot. :LOL:

[SSearchVT]

This Thanksgiving with my Sister and her family was an interesting one... I walked into my Sisters house and found out they were waiting for me to show up so I could help lay hardwood flooring... Did that for a few hours, then we had to hustle down to another house for dinner. We walk in, everyone is busy, I'm standing there with the bachelor donation (wine) in my hands, and there is a 4 month old baby crying because her diaper is full (oh damnit)... Put the wine down, take the baby in a backroom and get the job done - come out with her much happier and get introduced to her parents... After dinner, back to my Sisters - hardwood until about 11 PM... Ahhh - family...

[beet]

Turkey farts, are in a class of themselves. "Hoechecapesta"
I sneek the dogs some turkey the pit bull got me beat.

Originally posted by Stoneman
...and farting. Nothing like a hearty fart contest halfway through dinner...

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by SSearchVT
This Thanksgiving with my Sister and her family was an interesting one... I walked into my Sisters house and found out they were waiting for me to show up so I could help lay hardwood flooring... Did that for a few hours, then we had to hustle down to another house for dinner. We walk in, everyone is busy, I'm standing there with the bachelor donation (wine) in my hands, and there is a 4 month old baby crying because her diaper is full (oh damnit)... Put the wine down, take the baby in a backroom and get the job done - come out with her much happier and get introduced to her parents... After dinner, back to my Sisters - hardwood until about 11 PM... Ahhh - family...

wait... you changed some kid's diapers before getting introduced to the parents? damn... that's commitment to family.

[R7]

Originally posted by Stoneman
...and farting. Nothing like a hearty fart contest halfway through dinner...

You haven't been to a fart contest until you spent some time with my family!!! Puts me to shame I tell ya

[Stoneman]

Originally posted by R7
You haven't been to a fart contest until you spent some time with my family!!! Puts me to shame I tell ya

I bet! Your farts have actually woken me up!