[Kham]

thought i post here. anyone into car racing? i have a neighbor who is looking for a young apprentice to pass on his lagacy. his name is Paul Hermon or Hermen. He's been racing all over most of his life including NASCAR. got couple of race cars and sponsors left. broken numerous bones. for some reason he is a loner. i can't quite figure that out yet. he got back into the old drinking habit. i had to help him into his apartment yesterday because he was so drunk. he's 55 and not able to work anymore. he's also a vietnam vet.

anyone interested let me know.

[Honclfibr]

Is this a pilot script for 4 Fast 4 Furious?

I bet that former NASCAR vietnam veteran alcoholic knows a thing or two about drift racing. Not to mention life, love, and how to get the hot sweet girl who always goes for the bad boys while regaining your parents love and respect and in the end showing your late father that you're not going to follow in his footsteps of self destruction.

[Kham]

man why do you have to reply?

guess i should put "serious response only!"

[Kham]

he said he'll race one last year. i have not seen any of his race but i'll try to see one next year.

[Kham]

Originally posted by Honclfibr

I bet that former NASCAR vietnam veteran alcoholic knows a thing or two about drift racing. Not to mention life, love, and how to get the hot sweet girl who always goes for the bad boys while regaining your parents love and respect and in the end showing your late father that you're not going to follow in his footsteps of self destruction.

how do you know all this? is your father like one of them?

[Degsy]

Originally posted by Kham
how do you know all this? is your father like one of them?

Kham, that's a personal attack. One warning is all you get.

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by Degsy
Kham, that's a personal attack. One warning is all you get.

Warning? Shit foo, this is the strizeet. You don't get warnings out here. There's only one way to settle this score between us, and that is with an old fashioned drift race up a windy and treacherous mountain path.

December 14th Kham, Route 2. Be there. First one to the top of Mt. Greylock, alive, gets the girl. If you survive. If.

[Kham]

Honclif, i realize you were just helping to figure out the whole story. right? maybe i'll thank you later.

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by Kham
Honclif, i realize you were just helping to figure out the whole story. right? maybe i'll thank you later.

No, punk, I'm calling you out. You and your ricer friends think you're hot shit, with your turbos and your big wings. But let's see how tough you are when your money's where your mouth is. This is for the respect, kid, it's Jap technology against cornfed American Iron. My V8 versus your blown 4. Technology versus good old fashioned elbow grease. It's the clash of the titans, the war of the worlds, the rivalry of traditional american ingenuity versus the new industrial might of the pan-asian empire, good against evil, batman vs superman, you know what I'm saying man, this one's for all the marbles.

[mikeb]

so what exactly does he have for race cars and sponsors? have you seen them?

why can't i help but picture a 78 camaro on blocks with a paint brushed # on the door rotting in a field somewere?

[Kham]

you got it. where do we meet again? oh the intersect on Mars planet. be there or be square?

[Kham]

Originally posted by mikeb
so what exactly does he have for race cars and sponsors? have you seen them?

why can't i help but picture a 78 camaro on blocks with a paint brushed # on the door rotting in a field somewere?

i haven't seen the real car but i will this weekend if he's around. he's got a picture of his first race car. not a regular race car. i don't know what it's called.

seems like the real thing. the real NASCAR stuff and not a junkyard 78 camaro. i'll be sure to take some pic.

[highsider]

[97BladeRider]

Wow, Cole Trickle's his neighbor?

Nice!

[capt1014]

Better than Dick Trickle

[hessogood]

There's nothing I can't do in a racecar.

[capt1014]

Just build me a car and I'll win Daytona next year!

[TheIglu]

What is he looking for?

Someone to fill in/help out/etc on weekends when he races? Buy his whole setup? Team partner?

I'd be willing to give my best shot at it. I've grown up racing all sorts of crap and am pretty much happy as pig in shit racing most anything. While I can't imagine I'm anywhere near Scotty or Highsider when it comes to racetrack driving experience or skill, I can learn and would love to be a motorcycle roadracer/car racer/mx racer/enduro racer eventually

[97BladeRider]

Originally posted by capt1014
Better than Dick Trickle

Or, a trickling dick.

[OreoGitorio]

Clayton, just watch more tv.....

ESPN. The coverage is excellent, you'd be surprised at how much you can pick up.

Darrell, drop the hammer!

[Doc]

My Brother in law races on the ACT Tour. What more info can you give me? Is this guy parting out his stuff or needs a new driver?

[hessogood]

Originally posted by Doc
My Brother in law races on the ACT Tour. What more info can you give me? Is this guy parting out his stuff or needs a new driver?

I think he just needs a drinking buddy.

[Honclfibr]

Originally posted by TheIglu
What is he looking for?

Someone to fill in/help out/etc on weekends when he races? Buy his whole setup? Team partner?

I'd be willing to give my best shot at it. I've grown up racing all sorts of crap and am pretty much happy as pig in shit racing most anything. While I can't imagine I'm anywhere near Scotty or Highsider when it comes to racetrack driving experience or skill, I can learn and would love to be a motorcycle roadracer/car racer/mx racer/enduro racer eventually

I can verify that this information is true. I once saw Clayton enter a horse race riding a duck, there being a shortage of horses at the time. The duck won, of course, but died shortly after from exhaustion. Clayton vowed that very day that he would never again endager a duck's life by entering it in a horse race, which was a shame really becuase you wouldn't believe the odds on that duck, man you could have cleaned up something serious on that one.

[Kham]

Originally posted by Doc
My Brother in law races on the ACT Tour. What more info can you give me? Is this guy parting out his stuff or needs a new driver?

he needs a new driver.

[Kham]

Originally posted by hessogood
I think he just needs a drinking buddy.

that too. but i cna't be his buddy.