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Old 12-20-06, 04:35 PM
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Old 12-20-06, 05:23 PM
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Old 12-20-06, 11:36 PM
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The blond guy looks like Justin Timberlake in disguise...??
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Old 12-21-06, 12:12 AM
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The blond guy looks like Justin Timberlake in disguise...??
that's cuz it is, you dumb Canadian biznatch
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Old 12-21-06, 12:35 AM
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Great Idea! Hope the little Lady appreciates the thought I am putting into this one!

SHould I give it to her at her parents house X-Mas Morning?

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Old 12-21-06, 01:38 AM
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Old 12-21-06, 07:36 AM
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Old 12-21-06, 10:00 AM
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This just in, I have a big supply.......
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Old 12-21-06, 10:25 AM
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I make free deliveries!!!
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Old 12-21-06, 10:26 AM
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I make free deliveries!!!
Oh wait a minute... I am married. My supplies are all bought up, sorry.
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Old 12-21-06, 10:30 AM
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Old 12-21-06, 11:54 AM
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This just in, I have a big supply.......
Of what???????????Empty Boxes with festive wrapping paper
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Old 12-21-06, 12:00 PM
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Old 12-21-06, 12:44 PM
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Great Idea! Hope the little Lady appreciates the thought I am putting into this one!

SHould I give it to her at her parents house X-Mas Morning?


Mike your not gonna do what i think you are, are you?????

Please say no!!!

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Old 12-21-06, 01:21 PM
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[quote]Originally posted by mmracer37
Of what???????????Empty Boxes with festive wrapping paper [/Q]


Yes. Currently all of our products are on back order. However you may rest assured that your order is important to us. We updated your order to back order status. As soon as we receive our next shipment we will send you the 12 inch Albino Donkey Dick you requested. We are very sorry for the delay in your order. Have a Merry Christmas.
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Old 12-21-06, 01:26 PM
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1........Put a Hole in that Box

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3........Have her flip open the Top
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[quote]Originally posted by gmdboston
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Originally posted by mmracer37
Of what???????????Empty Boxes with festive wrapping paper [/Q]


Yes. Currently all of our products are on back order. However you may rest assured that your order is important to us. We updated your order to back order status. As soon as we receive our next shipment we will send you the 12 inch Albino Donkey Dick you requested. We are very sorry for the delay in your order. Have a Merry Christmas.
Wow... Ya think ya know someone and then one day you find out they're an illegal albino donkey dick trafficker.... and it's not even the good stuff either, it's the little 12 inch knock-offs from the Dominican Republic.

PK, I thought I knew you.
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Old 12-21-06, 03:15 PM
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We are currently having difficulty with our new vendor in China. We specified the 18 inch model as per your request, however, they seem to be re-engineering as they go. We hope to have the problem rectified with the next shipment due in mid-April.



he, he I said rectumfied......that was cool.
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Old 12-21-06, 03:22 PM
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Of course they're reengineering... you asked CHINA for the 18 inch model... you think they've got any donkey dicks bigger than 4 inches?

uh oh... you should leave now... i've already said too much, i've put you all in harms way.

THE CROW FLIES AT MIDNIGHT!
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Old 12-21-06, 05:23 PM
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Quote:
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Mike your not gonna do what i think you are, are you?????

Please say no!!!

KB
Negative..... I was talking about the Dick in a box Duh...
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Old 12-21-06, 05:47 PM
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Yes. Currently all of our products are on back order. However you may rest assured that your order is important to us. We updated your order to back order status. As soon as we receive our next shipment we will send you the 12 inch Albino Donkey Dick you requested. We are very sorry for the delay in your order. Have a Merry Christmas.
Thank you for the rapid response. However, due to the fact that you are unable to produce the goods requested, I'm going to have to cancel my order. I would like to thank you for your personal recommendation of the "squirting cucumber". Judging from your personal reviews of this item, I believe it will make a wonderful substitute.
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Negative..... I was talking about the Dick in a box Duh...
Thank fuck i thought you really had one soft on us!!!


No pun intended.

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Old 12-21-06, 07:48 PM
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I'd much rather give someone shit in a box. Lot less work for me. Plus you can mail it.
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I'd much rather give someone shit in a box. Lot less work for me. Plus you can mail it.
You can mail shit? no shit!

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