[MissTwisties]

So I go to my husband's office today for lunch, and as we are all sitting in the conference room eating our food, one of the guy ask something to their female co-worker after she was just finished with her food....goes like this:

Paul: If you don't mind, I'm gonna need your box to put my bone(s) in...

Wendy: Ok!

...........sudden silence in the room..........

Paul starts twitching, his head goes down as he realize what he just said, a funny look on his face...everyone starts laughing like crazy....then Wendy's face turns RED of embarrassement...

One of the guys says to Paul "Well, she said OK...." I think she wanted to run out of the room. LOL

[Sidewinder]

I once saw a person throw a peanut butter sandwhich across the room "I laughed so hard".

Jack Handy.......

[theothersean]

This one time at .............................

[JeffL]

So he says "Oh man, you should have seen it, it was huge!"

"THATS WHAT SHE SAID!"

[SVRACER01]

wrecked him!? damn near killed him!

[OreoGitorio]

Originally posted by SVRACER01
wrecked him!? damn near killed him!

- Liquor?

- Lick 'er? I hardly know 'er!

[highsider]

Watch this.....hold my beer.

[theothersean]

..............................so then the mechanic says it looks like you blew a seal, the penquin says, no its just ice cream.

[MissTwisties]

You guys are too much! LOL

[wylee]

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[hessogood]

So this guy walks into a bar with a tiny piano and a 12 inch pianist....

[Jenn B]

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "Why the long face?"

[Stoneman]

'...I don't know who the twins are, but the guy in the middle is DEFINITELY Willy Nelson!'

[theothersean]

Originally posted by wylee
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nice find!

[beet]

[SVRACER01]

3 guys walk into a bar.... a priest, a child molester, and a fag.. and thats just the first guy....

[OreoGitorio]

so then the kid asks "Anyone know anything about a crane service?"

[Degsy]

heh heh, and the pilot says "The italian just jumped out with my fanny-pack"

[SVRACER01]

..so the white guy says to the genie, "can i get a cold beer?"

[SVRACER01]

....he says "in case it gets hot i can roll the window down"

[Degsy]

.......To which the genie replied "Oh, you meant a small PIANIST?"

[wylee]

"A million ducks? I asked for a million bucks!"

"I told you she was hard of hearing. Do you think I asked for a twelve inch pianist?"

[theothersean]

.....................so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[OreoGitorio]

The farmer said, "Let me get my shoes and I'll go with you......"

[SVRACER01]

.. because there are only 2 handles on a trash can