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Old 02-12-07, 04:20 PM
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Michael Jackson has died of food poisining.

Reported he ate some 12 year old nuts.
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Old 02-12-07, 04:22 PM
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BOOO!!! HISSSSS!!!!

That was just BAD! :p
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Michael Jackson & a little boy were walking in the woods at night. Little boy says "Michael, i'm scared"

Michael says "YOU'RE scared.... I have to walk back ALONE!"
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I was on medical marijuana for constipation....

the doc said "shit or get off the pot"
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More news - Michael Jackson also sold 'Neverland'... It was over 10 years old, so he wasn't interested in it anymore.
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Knock knock!

Who's there?

Little Boy Blue.

Little Boy Blue who?

Michael Jackson!
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What's Michael Jackson and a can of Tuna have in common?

They both come in small cans
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Why does Michael Jackson shop at Wal Mart?

He heard boys pants were 1/2 off
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Why did Michael Jackson go to the horse track?

He heard they were riding 3 year olds.
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What did the deaf and blind kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.
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McDonald's is bringing out a new "Michael Jackson Burger"...
It has 35 year old meat inside 5 year old buns.
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what DIDN'T Michael Jackson tell the kid w/ his pants around his ankes?

"Get a couple of guys to lift it"
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