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Old 03-16-07, 01:32 PM
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I just had Chinese food for lunch and my fortune cookie was fitting for this time of year.

It read: "If you're riding ahead of the herd, look back once in a while to make sure it's stil there"

Just thought I would pass this on and most would get a kick out of it

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Old 03-16-07, 02:42 PM
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Best one I've gotten is:

"Help, I'm trapped in a Chinese Bakery"
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Old 03-16-07, 05:17 PM
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best one i've ever gotten is still in my wallet.... "You are the master of every situation"....

total lie, but i like to think it's true
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Old 03-16-07, 05:30 PM
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. . . in bed
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Old 03-16-07, 05:50 PM
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. . . in bed
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Old 03-16-07, 05:53 PM
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I don't know if I am gonna be "riding" in front of any "herd" in bed????!!!!????

LOL
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Old 03-16-07, 05:56 PM
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I don't know if I am gonna be "riding" in front of any "herd" in bed????!!!!????

LOL
"If you're riding and getting head from her, reach back once in a while..."
It's all in your interpretation.
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Old 03-16-07, 06:21 PM
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At least you didnt Get This Fortune

heheheeeeeeeee eeehhhh hhhehehe

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Old 03-16-07, 06:23 PM
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It's not chicken?!?! WTF!!!! Not cool!
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