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Old 03-16-07, 08:12 PM
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WARNING: to men who frequent clubs, parties & local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman.

Many females use a date rape drug on the market called "Beer."

Beer is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and sleep with them.

A woman needs only to get a guy to consume a few units of Beer and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex.

Men are rendered helpless against this approach.

If you fall victim to this "Beer" scam and the women administering it, there are male support groups where you can discuss the details of your shocking encounter with similarly victimized men.

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Old 03-16-07, 08:17 PM
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So thats why that brown paper bag looked so good.
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Old 03-16-07, 08:28 PM
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This happened to me once, it was fucking awesome.
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Old 03-16-07, 08:37 PM
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a smart woman would make the man buy his own poison.
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Old 03-17-07, 10:27 AM
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so that's the trick! gonna have to remember that for tonight!....beer...
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Old 03-17-07, 10:51 AM
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damn thats one hell of a diabolical scheme , where do i fall into such a trap
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Old 03-17-07, 11:24 AM
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so that's the trick! gonna have to remember that for tonight!....beer...
We'll have to remember this tactic at the pre-season party.
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Old 03-17-07, 11:37 AM
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We'll have to remember this tactic at the pre-season party.
dont need no beer....just whip out your tits....works for me
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Old 03-17-07, 11:47 AM
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dont need no beer....just whip out your tits....works for me
I agree. Although I'll still take the beer, too, since you're offering...
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Old 03-17-07, 11:54 AM
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We'll have to remember this tactic at the pre-season party.
shhh!! they'll figure us out!
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Old 03-17-07, 12:01 PM
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shhh!! they'll figure us out!
Oh yeah! Dayum. Gotta keep this hush hush.
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Old 03-17-07, 12:11 PM
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Just one word...

COOL!
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Old 03-17-07, 12:15 PM
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Can we start a support group here?
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Old 03-18-07, 02:12 PM
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That happened to me once ...

It ended up costing me over $140,000 in child support.

That is when I made the decision that I am way too stupid to drink.
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Old 03-18-07, 06:07 PM
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just posting this here b/c i dont want to start a new thread...stupid things drunk guys said to me last night:

"I'm 1/2 irish and 1/2 puerto rican. It's good- i drink a lot and impregnant a lot of women." me: goodbye

(guy took my straw from my drink and threw it on the ground) "Thats immature and childish- you should learn how to drink from a glass and not out of a straw" me: you need to shut the f*ck up and stop talking to me.

(i'm texting...) "so, who's the lucky guy?" my ex. "that's weird, i havent seen you smile all night and the only time you do is when you text him" good observation, would you like a cookie, too?

"can i have your number?" ya, 867-5309. (you all better get this!)

"You've never had sex with a girl?!??! that's so weird!" That's f*cked up.

"whats your name?" andrea "do you have a boyfriend?" no. "do you want to make out?" do you want to keep your nuts?

"im a doctor." oh, really. "ya, up in maine." oh, that's good. i hear they're legalizing incest up there, maybe you'll have a chance, now!



i kid you, not. where do these people come from?!
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Old 03-18-07, 06:13 PM
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"whats your name?" andrea "do you have a boyfriend?" no. "do you want to make out?" do you want to keep your nuts?
For the love of god I hope he answered yes to this one. Its a win win.
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Old 03-18-07, 08:13 PM
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"can i have your number?" ya, 867-5309. (you all better get this!)

Wasn't that the number you had to dial in the phone to get to the
next level in Duke Nukem? Sorry, the geek in me couldn't resist.


BTW ... your name is not Jenny!
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