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Old 04-05-07, 09:24 PM
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"Attention please...."


In case anyone cares (you don't, you cold, heartless fukkers ) this has been my night for the last 20 minutes and will remain my night for the next 1/2 hour or so.


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


"Attention please.... The signal tone you have just heard indicated a report of an emergency in this building. If your floor evacuation signal sounds after this message, walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor. While the report is being verified, occupants on other floors should await further instruction."


But i suppose that's not as annoying as the alarms, buzzers & strobe lights that are going off.
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Old 04-05-07, 09:29 PM
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aww poor little pete has to listen to noises
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Old 04-05-07, 09:36 PM
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You're right. I don't care
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Old 04-05-07, 09:40 PM
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The strobes make for trippy raves in the lobby..

WOOT WOOT WOOT WOOT!

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Old 04-05-07, 10:13 PM
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And you had to share this because.....my eyes hurt now.
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Old 04-05-07, 10:34 PM
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I love the cheat.
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Old 04-05-07, 10:39 PM
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And you had to share this because.....my eyes hurt now.
you just answered your own question..... if that was a question....
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Old 04-05-07, 10:43 PM
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you just answered your own question..... if that was a question....

I knew the answer to the question before I even asked it. You posted this because you had to make sure we also endured your pain! Hence..."my eyes hurt now". I'm so smahrt, eh?
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Old 04-05-07, 10:45 PM
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The Pete is grounded.
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Old 04-05-07, 10:46 PM
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Whos cares!!

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Old 04-05-07, 11:54 PM
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oh please try having the children's psych ward the floor above you.... they pulled the fire alarms about 5 times in one day.
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Old 04-06-07, 01:08 AM
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so why didn't you walk to the nearest stairway and leave the floor?
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Old 04-06-07, 02:25 AM
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I am working in a new facility setting it up for our company which has started to move in as of this week. The construction co. needed to test the Fire alarm system so one guy went around and informed everyone in the building today. The guy said " In about 5 minutes we are running the test so don't worry about the alarm." Ok no problem. Well 40 minutes go by and myself and everyone else forgets about it. Of coarse it then blares! Well after about 5 minutes into it, and just dealing with it, one of our guys runs and grabs a box of ear plugs. No sooner does he put them on the table in front of us the alarm stops! We all busted up laughing, even though annoyed! Those damn things do the job though... Good damn I wanted to run out of the building!!!
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Old 04-06-07, 09:29 AM
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I love the cheat.

He's got a gold tooth. Want to see?

TOUGH!
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Old 04-06-07, 01:01 PM
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That's exciting!

Wow
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