[hessogood]

I recently chose a new primary-care physician.

After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly
well" for my age.

A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"

He asked, "Do you smoke tobacco or drink alcoholic beverages?"

"No," I replied. "I don't do drugs, either."

Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"

I said, "No, my other doctor said that all red meat is unhealthy!"

"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating,
fishing or relaxing on the beach?"

"No, I don't," I said.

He asked, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lot of sex?"

"No," I said. "I don't do any of those things."

Then he looked at me and asked,

"Then why do you give a shit?"

[Dznutz]

LOL good one..

[beet]

what if ya do drugs,smoke,eat read meat,drinking on the boat,fuck alot & drive fast?

[MissTwisties]

Originally Posted by beet

what if ya do drugs,smoke,eat read meat,drinking on the boat,fuck alot & drive fast?

Then you'll live past 80, but you'll go straight to HELL!

[hessogood]

Originally Posted by beet

what if ya do drugs,smoke,eat read meat,drinking on the boat,fuck alot & drive fast?

Then who cares how long you survive, cause today you're livin'!

[beet]

Ya only get one & me i'm going to use mine.