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Old 04-27-07, 06:47 AM
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Hey one of you asswipes piss me off.


I've been way nice,can't have that.
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Old 04-27-07, 01:09 PM
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I've been way nice,can't have that.
uhhhh ok......FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that better???
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Old 04-27-07, 01:21 PM
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better pissed off than pissed on.
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Old 04-27-07, 01:23 PM
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Hey one of you asswipes piss me off.


Beet, your TL is a fat pig! ...and your mother wears army boots.
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Old 04-27-07, 01:25 PM
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Yea TLS' are for pussies
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Old 04-27-07, 01:48 PM
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

Saying that word "Pussy" reminded me of this joke.
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Old 04-27-07, 01:59 PM
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Beet, it's a good thing i got a 12 pack of condoms yesterday, your old lady's a good lay! .... You know... for a commie! What a fuckin energizer bunny, she is!
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Old 04-27-07, 02:02 PM
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Ahhh...Pete, i think you gave him what he was looking for.
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Old 04-27-07, 02:05 PM
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Old 04-27-07, 02:20 PM
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Fucking poser. A certified asshole/prick never needs to look for something to be angry about. There are reminders of hatred everywhere he/she looks. I learned that in anger management class. Now go take some more mood altering drugs and play nice in the sandbox.
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Old 04-27-07, 02:53 PM
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I heard you like to park the beef bus in turd town.
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Old 04-27-07, 02:54 PM
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Hey Beet, I almost forgot to ask... she tried to shove her finger up my chocolate starfish & when i slapped her hand away she said you like it.... what's up w/ that?
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Old 04-27-07, 03:14 PM
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Beet, you're going soft in your old age, you fucking git.
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Old 04-27-07, 03:45 PM
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Can I fuck your mom?

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Old 04-27-07, 04:00 PM
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Hey Beet, I almost forgot to ask... she tried to shove her finger up my chocolate starfish & when i slapped her hand away she said you like it.... what's up w/ that?
Thanks to you...now I know what "chocolate starfish" means.... when I bought the Linkin Park album, I was wondering whehre the heck they got that name...
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Old 04-27-07, 05:12 PM
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uhhhh ok......FUCK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

that better???
Your a asswipe
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better pissed off than pissed on.
Your a asswipe
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Beet, your TL is a fat pig! ...and your mother wears army boots.
Your a asswipe
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Yea TLS' are for pussies
Your a asswipe
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Seven wise men with knowledge so fine,
created a pussy to their design.
First was a butcher,
with smart wit,
using a knife,
he gave it a slit,
Second was a carpenter,
strong and bold,
with a hammer and chisel,
he gave it a hole,
Third was a tailor,
tall and thin,
by using red velvet,
he lined it within,
Fourth was a hunter,
short and stout,
with a piece of fox fur,
he lined it without,
Fifth was a fisherman,
nasty as hell,
threw in a fish and gave it a smell,
Sixth was a preacher,
whose name was McGee,
he touched it and blessed it,
and said it could pee,
Last was a sailor,
dirty little runt,
he sucked it and fucked it,
and called it a cunt.

Saying that word "Pussy" reminded me of this joke.
Your a asswipe
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Beet, it's a good thing i got a 12 pack of condoms yesterday, your old lady's a good lay! .... You know... for a commie! What a fuckin energizer bunny, she is!
Your a asswipe
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Fucking poser. A certified asshole/prick never needs to look for something to be angry about. There are reminders of hatred everywhere he/she looks. I learned that in anger management class. Now go take some more mood altering drugs and play nice in the sandbox.
Your a asswipe
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I heard you like to park the beef bus in turd town.
Your a asswipe
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Beet, you're going soft in your old age, you fucking git.
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Can I fuck your mom?

Sure shes 84
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Old 04-27-07, 05:15 PM
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Your a asswipe
you're so poor I'll bet you give your dog blowjobs just to get a warm meal in ur tummy
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Old 04-27-07, 07:20 PM
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If she's 84 she must not put up much of a fight then. That's even betta. I like it when i don't have to work for it.
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Old 04-27-07, 08:25 PM
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you're so poor I'll bet you give your dog blowjobs just to get a warm meal in ur tummy
That is so freakin disgusting.
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Old 04-28-07, 12:20 AM
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what? you're french?
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Old 04-28-07, 02:10 AM
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Thanks to you...now I know what "chocolate starfish" means.... when I bought the Linkin Park album, I was wondering whehre the heck they got that name...
I thought that was Limp Bizkit.


Yeah Beet, I'm hijacking your useless fucking thread.


...and by the way GET FUCT!!
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Old 04-28-07, 08:42 AM
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I thought that was Limp Bizkit.


Yeah Beet, I'm hijacking your useless fucking thread.


...and by the way GET FUCT!!
AHHH yes. ROFL!! Limp Bizkit, sorry...lol
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Old 04-28-07, 10:34 AM
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what? you're french?
that one takes the cake
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Old 04-29-07, 09:56 AM
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Hey one of you asswipes piss me off.


Suzuki TL= A parts guy's dream. Let me know when you need some transmission parts........cause you will.
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Old 04-29-07, 07:09 PM
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Suzuki TL= A parts guy's dream. Let me know when you need some transmission parts........cause you will.
You must be a Suzuki expert.

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