[MissTwisties]

I killed two birds today. At least one is definitly dead, that I know for sure. First I head out on my bike to Stephan's office to get my car keys that I forgot in his truck the night before. On my way there I come to a small flock of pigeons bickering on the side of the road, when I get near them these stupid birds fly away, one heading straight for my head. I duck down, but the bird hit my helmet anyway. I now have shit/piss/blood/gooey stuff on my visor and I feel a little nausea coming from the discusting stuff. I stop on the side of the road, trying to recuperate my senses, that f*cking thing hit me like a baseball. I could not see the bird anywhere. I have nothing to clean it off, so I get back on the bike and ride to the office, clean that shit off and slowly get over it.

Later in the day I come back home, park the bike. My daughter arrives from school, we get in my car and off I go to see a new duplex in Westfield, just near Russell line on Rte 20. (I've been offered to take the job to clean it before the new tenants move in). Again, another small flock of birds bickering on the side of the road........fly fly away little birds, one is being an hysterical flying psycho, fly straight in my wheels... I tried to avoid it but couldn't. Looked in my rear view mirror, I see dozens of feathers flying everywhere. Felt sick to my stomach.

I don't think I ever killed anything on the roads before...(or I don't remember). But 2 birds in one day? I'm sure it has some esoteric meaning to it! I'm probably going to get really sick, or die very soon.

[Punjistick]

Don't feel bad. It's not like you killed a bald eagle or some endangered species. Plus that's what they get for having a brain the size of a marble.

[hessogood]

murderer

[97BladeRider]

I hit a Canada Goose with my Jeep a few years back. Same scenario as Miss T. Bunch of those nasty things in the middle of the road and they don't fly until I'm on top of them. One flew straight into my grille, which I ended up having to replace.

Feathers everywhere. At least you didn't have to get the thing out of your helmet. I have to hose the damned goose crap off.

[KillBill]

Did you kill them with one stone?

[MissTwisties]

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

I hit a Canada Goose with my Jeep a few years back. Same scenario as Miss T. Bunch of those nasty things in the middle of the road and they don't fly until I'm on top of them. One flew straight into my grille, which I ended up having to replace.

Feathers everywhere. At least you didn't have to get the thing out of your helmet. I have to hose the damned goose crap off.

What's a "Canada Goose"? LOL

When I go out on my bike I always intend to kill birds, bugs and other of the like so I keep my visor down.

[stevecbr900rr]

If you hit one you'll know.

[ZX-12R]

Originally Posted by MissTwisties

What's a "Canada Goose"? LOL

It might just be called a goose in Canada

[97BladeRider]

Some call them Canadian Geese, which is wrong.

Canada Goose - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

And now that you've had your encyclopedia lesson for today . . . you may return to your regularly scheduled thread whoring.

[MissTwisties]

Doh, I was being sarcastic, we call them "Canadian Goose". Not "Canada Goose". We have them right next door, in my neighbor's pond. It does sound much cooler when you keep saying it fast tho...

Canada Goose Canada Goose Canada Goose Canada Goose Canada Goose...

Ok I got wayyyy too much times on my hands.

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by MissTwisties

Ok I got wayyyy too much times on my hands.

Go do somethig useful, like laundry. Or cook something.

[KillBill]

Go make use of your new and really cool washing machine. That is really fun. I would rather do laundry than ride my motorcycle

[Uncle Snake]

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

Go do somethig useful, like laundry. Or cook something.

[MissTwisties]

Originally Posted by 97BladeRider

Go do somethig useful, like laundry. Or cook something.

Wise ass!

[hqp921]

I don't there are any wise asses on this forum. Or on any internet forum really.

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by MissTwisties

Wise ass!

Well, at least you know I'm only joking.





Now cook that man some friggin' dinner.

[Adrenalinechic]

f-ing kamikaze birds....

so...to get off topic in usual NESR practice...

did you get the job? I just came through there and there was "on the spot cleaning" or some sh*t at those duplexes across from the 4- mile store. Oh, btw i was totally gonna come visit you tonight on the bike but the clouds look like they're gonna break so im scared of getting wet, i might melt haha

[ssg]

Originally Posted by Adrenalinechic

so im scared of getting wet

your certainly playing the role well.

[MissTwisties]

Originally Posted by Adrenalinechic

f-ing kamikaze birds....

so...to get off topic in usual NESR practice...

did you get the job? I just came through there and there was "on the spot cleaning" or some sh*t at those duplexes across from the 4- mile store. Oh, btw i was totally gonna come visit you tonight on the bike but the clouds look like they're gonna break so im scared of getting wet, i might melt haha

Yes I got the job. Getting $500 to clean the duplex, it will take me about 20-25 hours to complete the job, not bad AT ALL. If I new cleaning houses was paying that well I would have got into it much earlier! No boss, no co-workers to deal with, do you own thing and get paid good money. The average going rate for house cleaning is $20-$25/hour in the area, Merry Maids charge even more.

Oh and by the way, you probably looked at the wrong duplex? This one is right past the Golf course on the right, going towards Russell. There is a Tekoa sign (condos I believe?) and it's not even a 1/4 mile further. There is a big dumpster in front of them.

[Punjistick]

at least you didn't suck it into your air intake...

[MVOUS]

maybe you just have a big ass head and its unavoidable

[KillBill]

Miss Twisty = The Bird Murderer

[MissTwisties]

Originally Posted by KillBill

Miss Twisty = The Bird Murderer

Hey you, spell it right, it's MissTwisties!!

[KillBill]

Twisted Sista