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A black man and his wife were going to a Halloween party
In a couple of days so the husband tells his wife to go to the store
And get costumes for them to wear. When he comes home that night he goes into the bedroom and there laid out on the bed is a Superman costume.

The husband yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever
Heard of a black Superman? Take this back and get me something
Else I can wear."

The next day the wife, not too happy, returns the costume and
gets a replacement. The husband comes home from work, goes to
the bedroom, and there, laid out on the bed, is a Batman costume.
He again yells at his wife, "What are you doing? Have you ever heard
of a black Batman? Take this back and get me something I can wear to the costume party!"

The next morning his irate wife goes shopping. When the husband
Comes home again from work, there laid out on the bed are three
items: one is a set of three white buttons, the second is a thick white belt, and the third item is a 2 x 4. The husband yells at the wife, "What the hell are these for?"

The wife yells back, "Take your clothes off. You can put the three
White buttons on the front of you and go as a domino. If you
don't like that one, you can put the white belt on and go as an Oreo.

And if you don't like THAT one, you can stick the 2 x 4 up your ass and
Go as a fudgesicle."