[bigred875]

HA-ha you look like you work at a gas station!

[hessogood]

Originally Posted by bigred875

HA-ha you look like you work at a gas station!

oh burn.

[SSearchVT]

Originally Posted by bigred875

HA-ha you look like you work at a gas station!

By rights - on that day I did. And the pieces probably didn't fit. Spit polished car - unshaven bum in jeans and a tee shirt...

[Dianne]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

+1. 'bout time someone said it.

I just found out that I have a new pet peeve... girls that can't stop bitching about other girls. Congratulations, now you know how a guy feels.

Bwahahahahaaha

[Wishbone]

Originally Posted by SSearchVT

(pause as it sinks into the vacuum between her ears) - Oh, in that case, can you please fill my car up?
Nope.

now thats great

i was working at a gas station one day while UNDER COMPLETE RECONSTRUCTION and this lady in her mid 40s drives her benz in on a flat tire and asks to have it changed sorry but we can't help you was the obvious reply. so she heads back out and down the street to the next one

[Wishbone]

also people who think the fire lane is their own personal parking spot
i wish i could pull up in engine one and just smash threw the lot of them


and now this thread is pissing me off because it's making me think of things that piss me off

[Wishbone]

Originally Posted by Adrenalinechic

um, you're not fake and don't look like it, either! you dont wear 5702483 pounds of make up. there's actually something biblical that says you should highlight your features and beauty....i must have missed the part where it says you should paint your face like the blue lagoon!

you mean this one?

1tim2:9-10

Likewise I desire the women to adorn themselves in well-arranged dress, with modesty and soundness of mind, not with styles of hair braiding and gold or pearls or very expensive garb, but in the way that befits women professing to reverence God, namely, through good works.

[gmdboston]

Originally Posted by SSearchVT

These are the ones I have the most fun with (usually tourists).

At the gas station on a Saturday morning I was filling my car up. A carload of princesses pull up behind me, the driver rolls her window down, holds out a credit card. and tells me to fill it up with regular - and make it quick. They're in a hurry.

Sorry, No.
What do you mean 'No'?
I'm not going to fill your car.
Where's your manager?
OK, you go through this light, take a right onto the intersate, go about 18 miles...
Hold it, you mean to tell me your boss lets an idiot like you work here unsupervised?
Well, you're sort of right. My boss lets me be here without him. Mainly because I don't work here.
(pause as it sinks into the vacuum between her ears) - Oh, in that case, can you please fill my car up?
Nope.

That's fuckin' great.......

[MissTwisties]

Originally Posted by fasterthanu

and now this thread is pissing me off because it's making me think of things that piss me off

Thanks for reminding me that I'm pissed off too about all those pet peeves that pisses me off.

[OreoGitorio]

KB - "OH! Pet peeves.... I forgot i hate pet peeves"

[Adrenalinechic]

Originally Posted by hessogood

Who would know who can do what better? I think I have a little more experience to speak from. And no need to look out for me, I won't be catching anything, i've already got 'em all.

Originally Posted by SSearchVT

These are the ones I have the most fun with (usually tourists).

At the gas station on a Saturday morning I was filling my car up. A carload of princesses pull up behind me, the driver rolls her window down, holds out a credit card. and tells me to fill it up with regular - and make it quick. They're in a hurry.

Sorry, No.
What do you mean 'No'?
I'm not going to fill your car.
Where's your manager?
OK, you go through this light, take a right onto the intersate, go about 18 miles...
Hold it, you mean to tell me your boss lets an idiot like you work here unsupervised?
Well, you're sort of right. My boss lets me be here without him. Mainly because I don't work here.
(pause as it sinks into the vacuum between her ears) - Oh, in that case, can you please fill my car up?
Nope.

that's awesome. idiots...

Originally Posted by fasterthanu

you mean this one?

1tim2:9-10

Likewise I desire the women to adorn themselves in well-arranged dress, with modesty and soundness of mind, not with styles of hair braiding and gold or pearls or very expensive garb, but in the way that befits women professing to reverence God, namely, through good works.

not sure, probably though. I just remember reading it in a book (not the Bible). Maybe one day i'll go back and look it up.



one more...people who ask me "are you going to fly planes" b/c im in the AF....ya, I'm getting a NURSING degree so I CAN FLY PLANES...planes are like 1% of the AF argh!

[Degsy]

Originally Posted by bump909

someone breifly mentioned nextels.. i can't fucking stand people with nextels. if you own a nextel, guess what.. you're probably a fucking twat.

makes me almost homicidal at a bar or restaurant when some assbag starts using their push to talk shit over the speaker. do that shit outside or in your car.. or at home while you watch dog the bounty hunter, you trashy ass fat piece of shit.

My company gives me a nextel. I hate them too, and their coverage sucks. I carry that one when i'm on call and I also have the Verizon one that I own personally (good coverage). I keep the nextel on low and if I get a beep, I leave the restaurant/bar or wherever I am and answer the call. I tell all my co-workers that they must BEEP me, not just hit the button and yell. If they just hit the button and talk, I go outside and inform them that they have just broken my rules and they can now wait one hour and beep me again if they need me.

Doesn't take too many times before they learn.

Also, if I'm watching the sox game and someone is using a nextel loudly in the bar I tell them that they are interrupting my viewing of the Sox game and to please take it outside, turn it down to conversation level or quit the conversation.

The other Nextel/Cellphone peeve I have is when people let the message alert beep every 30 seconds or so and just ignore it. I'll tell them to switch it off.

Oh, my other pet peeve, people who whistle while they work. Drives me fucking mental.

derek

[naked-daytrader]

When you go down on a women and her dick is bigger than yours......

[Punjistick]

so if she has a dick that's smaller than yours you're cool with it?

[naked-daytrader]

Originally Posted by Punjistick

so if she has a dick that's smaller than yours you're cool with it?

Hell ya........................

[SVRACER01]

Originally Posted by gmdboston

I'll second that. I have no idea what it is they teach in RI drive ed classes, but it sure as shit isn't driving!

funny you should say that...
State-by-state scores on driving test - May. 27, 2005

[SVRACER01]

i love my nextel. 2 ways are free and i tend to put it on silent/private when im in a bar/restaurant so i can use the 2 way but no one has to hear the conversation. i cant stand it when people just start talking without just beeping first. my buddy Tom does that shit and it drives me nuts.

[Doc]

Originally Posted by SVRACER01

funny you should say that...
State-by-state scores on driving test - May. 27, 2005

WOO WHO!!

VT 86.6!!!

[MissTwisties]

MA 77.2???? I laways said people around don't know how to drive!!

[ZX-12R]

I've had the privilege of driving in Washington state while on a work related trip and even though they came in second place with an average score of 88.4, there are still fuckheads aplenty on the roads.

[Punjistick]

there is no escaping the jerkasses

[Bhavesh]

Another pet peeve is when people can't stay in their own lane on the highway...no blinkers, no lane changes, just plain old hogging 2 lanes and floating between them

those same people also drive by flooring the gas, then flooring the brake, then flooring the gas...all while traffic is going at a constant speed

those same people will drive 85+ on the highway until she's on her phone, of which she forgets she's driving and then goes ~50-55 (in the passing lane)

aka. I hate being in the car when my sister drives

[highsider]

Originally Posted by Adrenalinechic

And the show "my super sweet sixteen."

+1

I cannot stand that fucking show.

I think all of the kids that were on it should be kidnapped in the night, bound and gagged, beaten, and dropped off in the middle a sewage laden street in a 3rd world nation.

Thank you, that is all.

[bigred875]

riders that tailgate cars

riders the ride on the side of trucks and in peoples blind spots on the highway..

what do you people have a death wish?

[Doc]

Riders that wear shorts!