[OreoGitorio]

I'm sure alot of you guys have heard these before, but this first one I haven't heard before... thought I'd post it up & a couple of other classics

> A family of New York Yankee fans headed out one Saturday to shop for
>the youngest boy's birthday.
>
> While in the sports shop the son picks up a Red Sox jersey and says
>to his older sister, "I've decided to become a Red Sox fan and I would like
>this Boston Red Sox jersey for my birthday."
>
> His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him upside
>his head and says, "Go talk to mother."
>
> Off goes the little lad with the jersey in hand and finds his
>mother. "Mom?"
>
> "Yes, son?"
>
> "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this
>jersey for
>
> my birthday."
>
> The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head
>and says, "Go talk to your father!"
>
> Off he goes with the Red Sox jersey in hand and finds his father.
>"Dad?"
>
> "Yes, son?"
>
> "I've decided I'm going to be a Red Sox fan and I would like this
>jersey for my birthday."
>
> The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son in the back of
>his head and says, "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!"
>
> About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading
>towards home. The father turns to his son and says "Son, I hope you've
>learned something today?"
>
> The son says, "Yes, Dad, I have."
>
> "Good! And what is it you learned?"
>
> The son replies, "I've only been a Red Sox fan for an hour and I
>already hate you Yankee bastards!"




Here's another one I have heard:



> A Red Sox fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Yankees fan he
>saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious NY pinstripe shirt. He would
>swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them.
>
> One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do
>a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going,
>Father?"
>
> "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down
>the road," replied the priest.
>
> "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into
>the passenger seat, and they continued down the road.
>
> Suddenly, the driver saw a Yankees fan walking down the road, and he
>instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto
>the road just in time.
>
> Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still
>heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his
>mirrors but still didn't see anything.
>
> He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said,
>sorry Father, I almost hit that Yankees fan."
>
> "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."



And one more I heard a while ago but don't hear nearly often enough... definintely one of my favorites


A Rangers fan, a Yankees fan & a Red Sox fan are sitting at a bar.

The Rangers fan takes a swig of his tequlla, throws the bottle into the air, pulls out a gun & shoots it.

He looks at the other baseball fanatics & says "In Texas, we've got plenty of fine Tequilla!"

Not to be out-done, the Yankees fan takes a swig of his wine, throws the bottle into the air, grabs the Texan's gun & shoots the bottle.

He looks at the others & says "In New York, we've got plenty of fine wines!"

Then Boston fan takes a swig of his Samuel Adams Boston Lager, throws the bottle into the air, grabs the Texan's gun & shoots the Yankees fan in the head.

He catches the beer, calmly takes another swig, looks at the Texan & says "In Boston, we've got plenty of those damn Yankees fans & we know better than to waste good beer!"

[Wishbone]

a red sox fan, yankees fan, and cubs fan are walking down the road.
they come across a passed out naked lady on the side of the road.
so in respect they all take off their caps and cover her private parts and continue on

when the cops eventually come the officers are confused
so one cops lifts the cubs cap off the left breast, and it was normal so he puts it back
then lifts the red sox cap off the right breast, and it was normal so he puts it back
finally he lifts the yankees cap, then puts it down, lifts it up and puts it down 3 more times until finally his partner stops him and says hey whats your problem? are some sort of pervert?

he says no im just confused because its usually an asshole under a yankees cap

[SVRACER01]

ive heard that 2nd one... but replace yankee fan with ni**er. because it funny. not because im racist.

[hessogood]

So one day me and Highsider were walking along the fence on his farm. And we see this cute little sheep with it's head stuck in the fence. i take a quick look around and don't see anyone but me and Highsider, so I walk over to the sheep drop my pants and do my thing.... I finish up, walk back to Highsider and say, 'hey man, go ahead, it's your turn'. So highsider walks over next to the sheep and drops his pants then he sticks his head in the fence.

[97BladeRider]

[hessogood]

Think highsider saw the thread?