[naked-daytrader]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

i basically got the 'your bike or me' ultimatum from this girl I've been dating. her mom does research on brain damage & most of the patients were in motorcycle accidents. she even had the nerve to call me "stupid".

I even tried to explain the whole Trackday thing & she still wouldnt budge. i kicked that brainwashed bitch to the curb. shame cuz she was a hottie. next?

Kill her....

Rent a pick-up truck from AVIS car rental, make sure it's a Ford F-250 there like $44 a day...(don't worry, you won't be returning it anyway). Wait till Sunday when her whole families home( I like the 9:30 time frame), park the truck down the street. Walk up to the house to make sure they're all gathered in the familiy room(or living room if that's what you want to call it), get in the truck and drive it through her living room window (prefferably one of those big bay windows, it's better when they see the crazy look pn your face. Get out and douse em with the gasoline you brought with you (did I mention that?) , don't listen to the little wimpers it'll only make you change your mind, light match walk away.................

Or......you could just break up with her....

[Cheese-GSXR]

Originally Posted by MissTwisties

I ride to relieve every day's life stress, have fun, test my limits, improve my skills, change scenery, feel free...every chance I get.

A vibrator does all that with a lot less risk ....

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by Cheese-GSXR

A vibrator does all that with a lot less risk ....

but I'd never leave the house

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by naked-daytrader

Kill her....
Or......you could just break up with her....

it's already done... one of the two

[patricia929]

it's too bad that there seems to be such a negative stereotype of women riders. i know that i've said this before, but i don't think that the majority of women (at least the ones i've met from this board) ride just to get attention from men.

ummm, maybe we ride because we just like to ride

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by patricia929

it's too bad that there seems to be such a negative stereotype of women riders. i know that i've said this before, but i don't think that the majority of women (at least the ones i've met from this board) ride just to get attention from men.

ummm, maybe we ride because we just like to ride

what r u talking about?!?!

i love women riders. it's just all the other close-minded ones that are gettin under my skin.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by patricia929

it's too bad that there seems to be such a negative stereotype of women riders. i know that i've said this before, but i don't think that the majority of women (at least the ones i've met from this board) ride just to get attention from men.

ummm, maybe we ride because we just like to ride

you fall in the 1%, Patricia.... the cool, un-stuck-up, un-arrogant, hot 1%

[bergs]

Originally Posted by patricia929

it's too bad that there seems to be such a negative stereotype of women riders.

I think there's a certain poser/rider ratio to consider.

I think it's hot to see a girl commanding her own steed with comfort and control...I even give the chubbby-chicks a holla once in a while!

What I don't get is the girls that get a bike, pass the test and park then it. (like 80% of the Harley crowd)

To me, there seems to be a much higher count of this type of female rider.....

EDIT: WTF??? I can't put the word c-h-ubby? Fuck that!

[OreoGitorio]

"h u b b y" for the loss!!! Man God for the win!!!

[l3uddha]

I'd completely understand if a girl wants to park her bike after riding me all night.

[patricia929]

bergs - you make a good point. posers annoy me too.

l3uddha - back to the original post. i'd hate it if someone gave me an ultimatum like she gave you. that is just crap - i honestly think that it isn't about the bike - it's about control. i agree with what others have said - you're better off without this girl.

[bergs]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

"h u b b y" for the loss!!! Man God for the win!!!

That all sucks! It took four ninjas before I just added "bbb"....

Man God, FTMFL


Can't wait to see what other surprises the filter has to offer...



Anyways, I have to disagree with the 'control' comment. IMHO, her issues with motorcycling stems from mother's influence. Did someone say mom's a nurse or something? (Is she a MILF?)

And before I can comment further on whether or not you should lose her....

Let's see this chick....

[Jaynnus]

I ride like a girl. What's the big deal?

[newgixxerchic]

So I'm comin in a lil late to this thread, but maybe you guys need to get out a little more and not lump all women into a category that some women fit into... the guys that i've ridden with can attest that i want to ride at any and every possible moment. I've only had my bike right at 2 months, and I'm a new rider as far as street bikes are concerned, and my baby has about 2000miles on her already...

I bought a bike because it has become a hobby. I may not know enough yet to truly be "into the sport" as much as I would like to be, but I'm working on it... and everybody buys a bike to get attention in some way shape or form, but the difference is what you choose to do with that attention... if you buy a bike just to park it on the side of the road all the time, then you bought the bike only for the attention, but if you buy a bike because you love to ride, then the attention you get is only an afterthought.... sorry rant over... my .02

[hessogood]

Allow me to make another generalized statement about the majority of women I know. If you make a comment about some women or a general comment about your feelings towards something, each woman that hears will take it personaly and find the need to defend herself against your statements.

If you tell a guy, men are assholes he'll answer 'yeah so?'

If you tell a woman, women are bitches, she'll answer 'what do you mean I'm a bitch? i'm not a bitch. I don't do bitchy stuff. Why do you think I'm a bitch?' and so on and so forth.

it's amazing what a little psycology, observing and understanding can reveal.

[newgixxerchic]

Originally Posted by hessogood

Allow me to make another generalized statement about the majority of women I know. If you make a comment about some women or a general comment about your feelings towards something, each woman that hears will take it personaly and find the need to defend herself against your statements.

If you tell a guy, men are assholes he'll answer 'yeah so?'

If you tell a woman, women are bitches, she'll answer 'what do you mean I'm a bitch? i'm not a bitch. I don't do bitchy stuff. Why do you think I'm a bitch?' and so on and so forth.

it's amazing what a little psycology, observing and understanding can reveal.

You know whats even more amazing...? If you could even spell psychology right I just wanted to let you know there are other women riders out there not just 1 in 100 that don't fit that mold.

[Jaynnus]

Originally Posted by hessogood

Allow me to make another generalized statement about the majority of women I know. If you make a comment about some women or a general comment about your feelings towards something, each woman that hears will take it personaly and find the need to defend herself against your statements.

If you tell a guy, men are assholes he'll answer 'yeah so?'

If you tell a woman, women are bitches, she'll answer 'what do you mean I'm a bitch? i'm not a bitch. I don't do bitchy stuff. Why do you think I'm a bitch?' and so on and so forth.

it's amazing what a little psycology, observing and understanding can reveal.

I'm a bitch.....so what?

[hessogood]

Originally Posted by newgixxerchic

You know whats even more amazing...? If you could even spell psychology right I just wanted to let you know there are other women riders out there not just 1 in 100 that don't fit that mold.

yes, 1 in 10, i said.

The 1 in 100 was my personal 'would I date you as a woman rider' statistic. So don't worry so much...it's slim odds but you've got a chance!

[hessogood]

Originally Posted by Jaynnus

I'm a bitch.....so what?

Break me down,
you got a lovely face,
going to your place
now you got to freak me out
Scream so loud,
getting fucking laid,
you want me to stay
but I got to make my way

Hey! You’re a crazy bitch,
but you fuck so good I'm on top of it.
When I dream I'm doing you all night,
Scratches all down my back to keep me right on.

[newgixxerchic]

good song.

[union]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

i basically got the 'your bike or me' ultimatum from this girl I've been dating. her mom does research on brain damage & most of the patients were in motorcycle accidents. she even had the nerve to call me "stupid".

I even tried to explain the whole Trackday thing & she still wouldnt budge. i kicked that brainwashed bitch to the curb. shame cuz she was a hottie. next?

I got that talk once. The bike is still parked in the driveway. I have no idea what happen to her. Ever since then I make it painfully clear to the women I date that I ride bikes and I will continue to ride bikes and I will continue to blow all my extra money on bikes. Thats usually the first date conversation that way they can opt out before things get too complicated. If they think they can deal with it then Ill give em a shot

As for dating women that ride. Ive heard good an bad about it. You cant get away as easily but then they kind of understand the obsession. I think my biggest problem would be if I wanted to go out riding with the guys and having her insist on going or some shit like that. Or worse going riding with the guys and having to wait up for her every five minutes. OR WORSE going riding with the guys and having her show us all up.

[Jaynnus]

Originally Posted by union

Or worse going riding with the guys and having to wait up for her every five minutes. OR WORSE going riding with the guys and having her show us all up.

There is just no winning......

Men suck!

[TheIglu]

I'd love it if my woman could ride better than me.

I don't think I could enjoy riding worrying about her all the time if her skills were any less than mine though. I don't even ride with friends anymore for that very reason, only people that are as good or better than I am. Whenever I'm on a ride with them I am constantly trying to think about their ride and I'm not worrying about myself.

Not a good way to be, so I stopped.

[newgixxerchic]

Originally Posted by Jaynnus

There is just no winning......

Men suck!

Yeah.. one of the few times that i actually feel strongly and want to defend my position, but its falling on deaf ears and wouldn't actually change anyone's mind so... I just gonna shut it... If they ride with me, thats their choice, as long as the guy i'm with doesn't mind me riding with other guys, it'll be good i guess.

[OreoGitorio]

Alicia, you crack me up... you should hang out with Jane... you could learn alot from her

ps.... 2000 miles in 2 months? Get out & ride more!