[Wishbone]

From another forum but thought it was worth sharing

When Insults Had Class...

"He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire."
-- Winston Churchill

"I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure."
-- Clarence Darrow

"He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
dictionary."
-- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)

"I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it."
-- Groucho Marx

"I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
it."
-- Mark Twain

"He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends."
-- Oscar Wilde

"I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play, bring a
friend ... if you have one."
-- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...followed by
Churchill's response:

"Cannot possibly attend first night, will attend second, if there is one."

-- Winston Churchill

"I feel so miserable without you, it's almost like having you here."
-- Stephen Bishop



"He is a self-made man and worships his creator."
-- John Bright


"I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial."
-- Irvin S. Cobb



"He is not only dull himself, he is the cause of dullness in others."
-- Samuel Johnson



"He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up."
-- Paul Keating



"He had delusions of adequacy."
-- Walter Kerr



"Why do you sit there looking like an envelope without any address on it?"
-- Mark Twain



"His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork."
-- Mae West



"Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go."
-- Oscar Wilde

Now lets use some thought when insulting each other

[mycirus]

Fuck you

PS...Whoever thought of adding more smiles is a genious...

Bruce

[OreoGitorio]

oh man, those are good.

I loved George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...followed by Churchill's response

[Wishbone]

thanks Bruce, I almost spit v8 on my screen

see what happens whe I try to bring the IQ up around here

P.S. I love them new smiles, no idea what half of them mean but whatever

[mycirus]

See John, even the non classy insults are good.

HA HA

[Stoneman]

For twenty bucks, I'll call you a chicken fucker! Ba-kawk!

[97BladeRider]

Originally Posted by mycirus

See John, even the non classy insults are good.

HA HA

He's used to those.

[mikeb]

Originally Posted by fasterthanu

P.S. I love them new smiles, no idea what half of them mean but whatever

no shit huh?

[hammadown]

Originally Posted by Stoneman

For twenty bucks, I'll call you a chicken fucker! Ba-kawk!

License and registration...CHICKEN FUCKER!

[catch2otwo]

meow those are funny

[Wishbone]

If one more person says shenanigans I'm gonna pistol whip em

[KillBill]

Those quotes really completed my day. I feel like a better person after reading those