[g®eg]

1.You think rear tires, ruptured fork seals and bent shifter forks should be
covered under standard motorcycle warranty.
2.You always use your signal lights when changing lanes...on one wheel.
3.You can recite the entire Las Vegas Extreme Video on demand.
4.You tend to pull at least 5 wheelies and 5 endos from your house to the local
coffee shop.
5.A "Christ" is not a religious figure.
6.You often tempt fate when passing cops by staring long and hard at them.
7.Tickets are apart of what you consider 'insuring' your motorcycle.
8.You proudly place you tickets on your web site and/or walls.
9.You watch races only for the crashes.
10.After you crash you don't ask "how's the bike?" but rather " did it look
good?"
11.The local bike shop has your parts already in stock.
12.It is impossible to ride 3 blocks without thinking up a new trick and then
promptly trying it in rush hour traffic.
13.You laugh when riders ask you " Can you get your knee down?"
14. You answer" Sure! And my arm, my leg, my head..." and promptly show them
your battle scars.
15.Pauly, D Man, and Ofer are Gods.

HAHAHAHA!!! I've used my blinker pulling out onto the highway (from the exit 1 rest stop on 93 going north) on one wheel on like five different rides.

[twrayinma]

squid!

[oreo_n2]

i have seen it. definitely squidly.