[R1slowflyer]

Ok heres my question,

This girl has 200 orgasms a day right, ok

hookers get paid and have orgasms

This girl gets paid and has orgasms

does that make this girl a hooker?

[Honclfibr]

If you two break up over this, does that mean one of you will stop posting here?

I don't care which one.

[Doc]

How do you know hookers have orgasms? All the ones I have been with faked it..

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by R1slowflyer

Ok heres my question,

This girl has 200 orgasms a day right, ok

hookers get paid and have orgasms

This girl gets paid and has orgasms

does that make this girl a hooker?

You take shits, right?

You shit at work.

They pay you at work.

Does that make you a professional shitter?

no.

[Doc]

Wait... I didn't say that right...

They didn't fake...


oh wait I have NEVER been with a Hooker!!!

[Doc]

Well I guess I have... you pay for it one way or the other.

[R1slowflyer]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

You take shits, right?

You shit at work.

They pay you at work.

Does that make you a professional shitter?

no.

How many shits a day are we talkin here.

you have to figure if 200 orgasms in a 24 hour period thats about 8 an hour, thats 80 orgasms in a 10 hour day. or 64 for an 8 hour day give or take a couple

If i could take 80 shits in a 10 hour day, yes i would be a proffesional shitter, but i probably wouldnt have a job.

[OreoGitorio]

Originally Posted by R1slowflyer

If i could take 80 shits in a 10 hour day, yes i would be a proffesional shitter, but i probably wouldnt have a job.

I could think of a couple jobs you could have that someone would still pay ya for

[Uncle Snake]

Originally Posted by OreoGitorio

I could think of a cup job you could have that someone would still pay ya for

Fixed it for ya Pete......

[OreoGitorio]

hahahah werd.

[R1slowflyer]

No, thats ok i am doing fine hating my job now.

You ever shit in a complete strangers house only to see them walk into the bathroom after and watch their face drop?

[CBRGuru]

Originally Posted by R1slowflyer

No, thats ok i am doing fine hating my job now.

You ever shit in a complete strangers house only to see them walk into the bathroom after and watch their face drop?

What complete stranger invited you in to take a shit in the first place?

[hessogood]

Originally Posted by newgixxerchic

no because that would imply that i've had to fake orgasms. since that isn't the case, my comments about fat asses are from previous partners...

ME ME ME, I I I.

You ever read a post and not think it's about you?

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by hessogood

ME ME ME, I I I.

You ever read a post and not think it's about you?

so you're the previous dissapointing partner??

[hessogood]

Originally Posted by Smooth R6

so you're the previous dissapointing partner??

Ask your mother if she was disapointed, and tell her to stop calling me.

[TheIglu]

Sex.

[Crash Dummy Denno]

Originally Posted by hessogood

Ask your mother if she was disapointed, and tell her to stop calling me.

let's get off of mothers, i just got off of yours

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by hessogood

You ever read a post and not think it's about you?

she's out resident expert on getting....

[TheIglu]

Don't be knockin Jay's mom, I hear she makes a solid lasagna and I don't wanna be chancing missing out on that someday.

[highsider]

Originally Posted by TheIglu

Don't be knockin Jay's mom, I hear she makes a solid lasagna and I don't wanna be chancing missing out on that someday.

Lasagna? I love lasagna!

[KillBill]

Is there a cup involved?

[Kham]

Originally Posted by R1slowflyer

No, thats ok i am doing fine hating my job now.

You ever shit in a complete strangers house only to see them walk into the bathroom after and watch their face drop?

is your real name Jessica? i walked in on this girl once by accident and i don't know her.

[R1slowflyer]

Originally Posted by CBRGuru

What complete stranger invited you in to take a shit in the first place?

You better hope that the next cable guy that comes to your house isn't stuck there after lunch, or youll be next!

[Jenni Juggs]

Originally Posted by 04ZRX

You must be "hitting her bottom" then! Ya'll gotta watch out for that "Penis Power" ya know!

Dick will make you slap someone! Watch out there Doc!

[Crash Dummy Denno]

dick drive this car