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Old 04-10-08, 11:24 AM
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if anyone is feeling depressed give me a call...


i'll take care of ya. no charge.

Semen acts as an anti-depressant - 26 June 2002 - New Scientist
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Old 04-10-08, 11:29 AM
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I can't wait to see which one of you guys tell him your depressed...








What?? He said 'anyone'...not any females.
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Old 04-10-08, 11:35 AM
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I knew it!
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Old 04-10-08, 11:38 AM
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i ain't gonna discriminate. this is a matter of life and death!!

i'm waitin to see which dude fesses up that he's got a vag to absorb my happy juice.
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Old 04-10-08, 11:42 AM
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This is weird
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Old 04-10-08, 11:43 AM
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LOL!!!
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Old 04-10-08, 11:48 AM
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my favorite part is that i can now go around calling it happy juice.... and it's totallly legit!
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Old 04-10-08, 11:52 AM
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I am SOOoooo showing my wife this!!!
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Old 04-10-08, 12:19 PM
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I am SOOoooo showing my wife this!!!
LOL... you and me both! My wife would still rather stay depressed!!!
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Old 04-10-08, 12:43 PM
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Every time one of these studies comes out I show my girlfriend, it doesn't seem to work.
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Old 04-10-08, 01:32 PM
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Is there any studies like this one, but reversed? (for men..)
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Old 04-10-08, 03:14 PM
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Yes, lack of sex causes depression in men.
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Old 04-10-08, 04:38 PM
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Yes, lack of sex causes depression in men.
And notable bluing of the balls...
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Old 04-10-08, 05:33 PM
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I am more interested in what the fuck google search you were using to come up with an article from 2002. Christ...almost 6 years ago....in those 6 years they have probably had time to prove happy juice causes pregnancy too... and fuk knows what else....
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Old 04-10-08, 07:40 PM
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I can't wait to see which one of you guys tell him your depressed...








What?? He said 'anyone'...not any females.


I'll do it. I've been impressed with everything so far.








Oh sorry wrong word. Nevermind
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Old 04-10-08, 08:33 PM
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Can this new found drug be taken orally?
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Old 04-10-08, 10:17 PM
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Can this new found drug be taken orally?
uhhhhh....

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.....


i guess we can try... but aren't you a dude?? can i just mail it to you???

"The question many people will ask is whether oral sex could have the same mood-enhancing effects. "Since the steroids in birth control pills survive the digestion process, I would assume that the same holds true for at least some of the chemicals in semen," Gallup says."

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Old 04-10-08, 10:25 PM
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LOL... you and me both! My wife would still rather stay depressed!!!
Same shit at my house...I gotta wait until she's asleep...then I get to lay into everything in the fridge. I may then, however, be able to use this to back up my irreconcilable differences claim.

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Give it a shot dude...u can start by buttering your OWN toast.
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Old 04-10-08, 10:28 PM
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uhhhhh....

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.....


i guess we can try... but aren't you a dude?? can i just mail it to you???
Dude...watch your 6. This thread went uber , uber quick. When in doubt (& in need of money), stick to the banks...

Good luck with all the new friends you've made this eve!!
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Old 04-10-08, 10:29 PM
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i'm suprised that noone picked up on this line:

"I understand that among some gay males who have anal intercourse, it is not uncommon to attempt to retain the semen for extended periods of time," he adds.

WTF!?!?!?

noone else was startled by that? maybe cuz you're all too used to it?? ahahahahha
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Old 04-10-08, 10:30 PM
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Give it a shot dude...
LITERALLY!
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Old 04-10-08, 10:35 PM
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i'm suprised that noone picked up on this line:

"I understand that among some gay males who have anal intercourse, it is not uncommon to attempt to retain the semen for extended periods of time," he adds.

WTF!?!?!?

noone else was startled by that? maybe cuz you're all too used to it?? ahahahahha
yup, I did...just didn't want to gross out the poor guys on here even more after you said you'd give your juice to "any NESR member"...lol
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Old 04-10-08, 10:37 PM
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noone else was startled by that? maybe cuz you're all too used to it?? ahahahahha
Dude, I do that shit all the time. You know...to myself...when I do the dance...and the tuck...

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Old 04-11-08, 12:51 AM
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Old 04-11-08, 02:04 AM
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uhhhhh....

uuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhh.....


i guess we can try... but aren't you a dude?? can i just mail it to you???

"The question many people will ask is whether oral sex could have the same mood-enhancing effects. "Since the steroids in birth control pills survive the digestion process, I would assume that the same holds true for at least some of the chemicals in semen," Gallup says."
Wasn't ment in that way. It is a great reason to say it will make you happy though the scientists said so. Dunno about you, but I have never been depressed about getting a bj.
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