[sxlova07]

oh VIR

[Sbk12rs]

Originally Posted by sxlova07

oh VIR

Well , I'm single now .
And thought this was going to go somewhere ..............




i'm calling the ex back ..........

[nilez]

Originally Posted by sbk12rs

Well , I'm single now .
And thought this was going to go somewhere ..............




i'm calling the ex back ..........

Originally Posted by S4R_GRL

Trust me she won't answer, she's busy.. Of course that's if you're talking about "ex" #3 and not #1 or #2!

hmmmmm.... go on

[nilez]

Originally Posted by S4R_GRL

For a good time call ....

well apparently I need a better story than the previous one...

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by nilez

first 3 pics are Nicole. last two Breanne on the left, Nicole on the right.

Who's the hot maid in the last pic. Man, just roll her in flour and look for the wet spot.

Originally Posted by l3uddha

i had a glass of wine last night and passed out on the couch with the tv on...

That's because you were ovulating

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

That's because you were ovulating

it' snot even funny how fertile i am dude .

[l3uddha]

nilez come down to somerville for a night. you'll leve with some great stores to tell the grandkids...

[nilez]

yea, how about that french maid chick huh? She's pretty... umm... phat never met her before (but secretly she's the one I'm banging )

Originally Posted by l3uddha

nilez come down to somerville for a night. you'll leve with some great stores to tell the grandkids...

I'm afraid if I come down to Somerville, I'll have grandkids running around a lot sooner than I expect...

[flintoid]

Originally Posted by loridin64

well i'll bail out Nilez for a bit and keep you vultures happy. heres why I left the Dub early that night...



...more to come

and dont mind the crappy cell phone shots

+1000 for bewbs

[schleppy]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

That's because you were ovulating

[dx3162]

All I could think while lookin at those pics was, whos myspace were those stolen from? Also wondering if Liz with the big ass that knows how to use it, was the second from the left in the bottom picture........

[nilez]

facebook actually...

Liz =

[bottoj]

Originally Posted by nilez

facebook actually...

Liz =

pm me her profile link

[Adrenalinechic]

Originally Posted by nilez

I mention that Breanne asked me how many girls I have been with, and replied after much deliberation and faking counting on my fingers, "ummm.... hmmm... 8."

8 girls...how many std's? eewww

[nilez]

I'll trade you Liz for a comparable girl you know

[Adrenalinechic]

Originally Posted by nilez

I'll trade you Liz for a comparable girl you know

you talking to me?? I don't know any single chicks. Not too impressed w. those girls, either. Nicole was cute.

[bottoj]

Originally Posted by Adrenalinechic

you talking to me?? I don't know any single chicks. Not too impressed w. those girls, either. Nicole was cute.

he was talking to me, i believe.

[nilez]

sorry no adrenalinechic, didn't see your post, was responding to cras4u. Yea, I've always had a thing for Nicole, but I'll settle for Breanne for now. The other girls in the pics I have no clue who they are... and are clearly unimpressive.

[Adrenalinechic]

Originally Posted by nilez

sorry no adrenalinechic, didn't see your post, was responding to cras4u. Yea, I've always had a thing for Nicole, but I'll settle for Breanne for now. The other girls in the pics I have no clue who they are... and are clearly unimpressive.

dont settle! You'll lose your opportunity!

[nilez]

Originally Posted by Adrenalinechic

dont settle! You'll lose your opportunity!

meh, I wish it was THAT simple... but it rarely ever is.

[BCT748]

Adrenalinechic

You look really familiar. Since you are a nurse did you ever work at Lowell General or Saints Memorial in Lowell?

[a13x]

God bless SLOOTS!
Breanna got a rack on her eh?

[ChrisNoF4i]

In the future, please save your kissy college stories for your blog-o-sphere. But good luck on your anthropology final nonetheless.

The following has been reposted with express written consent of the NLIP (National Leage of Insensitive Pricks.) Names would have been changed to protect the innocent, had there been any.

So the psycho shows up for our Sunday night fuckfest; it's the only night she's allowed to come over and see me. I was on the phone at the time trying to score a bag of green, but she didn't care. She sat down and proceeded with a conversation that she must have already had with me, but I didn't care. *Beep* call waiting- so I click over and start talking to Nicole (blonde hotty that I see monday->saturday) tell her I'm busy will call back.

So I click back over, continue with trying to pry some precious smoke out of my buddy's claws. I look up and psycho is flinging my new Barely Legal dvd out of the dvd player with a disgusted look on her face. I grimmace and look away. I give up on the smoke, hang up, and realize psycho just put in a John Mayer dvd from the concert she went to last week, fucking great. I glance at my bubbler and realize I could scrape some resin. I look back up and psycho is sitting singing and crying, fucking great.

I get a nice ball of resin from the bottom of the bubbler, yay! First high-point in the evening. I set it aside, and begin to heat up the knives. She's still crying. Knives are hot, I'm getting excited. I look up and realize that the crying-psycho threw my resin ball away because she thought she was helping clean up! Oh my god! I about killed her. I freak out, start yelling, she continues crying.

So after about a half-hour of her crying and me digging through my nasty garbage can for a ball of resin I'll never find, I hate-fuck her for an hour, go smoke a cig, and fall asleep on the couch, while she stays upstairs. Am I insensitive?

[Doc]

Originally Posted by Sbk12rs

Well , I'm single now .
And thought this was going to go somewhere ..............




i'm calling the ex back ..........

Originally Posted by S4R_GRL

Trust me she won't answer, she's busy.. Of course that's if you're talking about "ex" #3 and not #1 or #2!

If S4R_GRL is #3 that is some funny shit!

[Jaynnus]

I want a calzone.