[ceo012384]

Ok, ok, I'll throw a recent tale (or do I mean tail? ) into the ring:



This bartender at a bar I frequent has always been up in my shit a little bit. I've been going there every week with a crew of friends and she always flirts with me. She always gives me free drinks, the fuck me eyes with batted eyelashes, the whole deal. She's got a great rack, cute face, could lose a few pounds, but whatever. Anyways, I value my weekly hangout and drink with buddies quite a bit, so I didn't want to get shit all messed up by getting with this girl. Basically, I don't fuck where I drink and there is no shortage of dumb and easy girls, so I decided a long while ago it was a no-go.

Anyways, turns out she is moving and isn't ever coming back. So the other night she flirts with me as usual, we all give her a hug goodbye, etc. I am a little drunk so I just write on the back of my bill

*Name*,

Call me when you get off work ###-###-####.

-Christopher


Lo and behold she calls right away, I gave her the fucking of her life. She's loud, good in bed, sucks a mean cock, very enthusiastic, a little freaky... scratches all over my back... drew blood on a bunch of them. It was pretty hot at the time but now they just hurt a little bit haha. Regardless, a very good lay. I expected as much, since she'd been wanting it for like a year haha.

She's texted me half a dozen times since then saying dirty shit and talking about how amazing it was and how she 'wishes I hadn't waited so long'.... sorry sweetheart. Now you're a good story to tell the boys next week when you're no longer there.

Guess I'll have to convince her replacement to start giving me free drinks

[neuthunder]

hmmm 2nd place at the beruit tourney at the kell's, girls coming my way tonight, post up tomorrow if i remember

[l3uddha]

Originally Posted by ceo012384

Ok, ok, I'll throw a recent tale (or do I mean tail? ) into the ring:



This bartender at a bar I frequent has always been up in my shit a little bit. I've been going there every week with a crew of friends and she always flirts with me. She always gives me free drinks, the fuck me eyes with batted eyelashes, the whole deal. She's got a great rack, cute face, could lose a few pounds, but whatever. Anyways, I value my weekly hangout and drink with buddies quite a bit, so I didn't want to get shit all messed up by getting with this girl. Basically, I don't fuck where I drink and there is no shortage of dumb and easy girls, so I decided a long while ago it was a no-go.

Anyways, turns out she is moving and isn't ever coming back. So the other night she flirts with me as usual, we all give her a hug goodbye, etc. I am a little drunk so I just write on the back of my bill

*Name*,

Call me when you get off work ###-###-####.

-Christopher


Lo and behold she calls right away, I gave her the fucking of her life. She's loud, good in bed, sucks a mean cock, very enthusiastic, a little freaky... scratches all over my back... drew blood on a bunch of them. It was pretty hot at the time but now they just hurt a little bit haha. Regardless, a very good lay. I expected as much, since she'd been wanting it for like a year haha.

She's texted me half a dozen times since then saying dirty shit and talking about how amazing it was and how she 'wishes I hadn't waited so long'.... sorry sweetheart. Now you're a good story to tell the boys next week when you're no longer there.

Guess I'll have to convince her replacement to start giving me free drinks

I...





call......








BULLSHIT!

lmao, this the place u go for darts on wednesdays?

[ceo012384]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

lmao, this the place u go for darts on wednesdays?

Yes sir, it is. You're welcome to join any time. But it's not for getting tail... we just play darts and drink beers... I try not to fuck up that place by nailing girls because I go there so often... this was her, say, going away present

[loridin64]

i'll bring this one back!
Nilez, you get one guess, because of you knowing my possible where abouts last night...

[Billy]

I got some stories from my two trips to Vegas in 06 and 07 that would be a hell of a story. But what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Now I've seem to have gotten myself in a relationship so now I have to live vicariously through the other youngsters on here.

By far Ludda has the most messed up chick stories!!!

[nilez]

Originally Posted by loridin64

i'll bring this one back!
Nilez, you get one guess, because of you knowing my possible where abouts last night...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA totally forgot about this thread... I love that pic, I love her tits too, I love the Dub, too many stories...

"A closed fist! You hit me with a closed fist!"

[Dianne]

Originally Posted by dhuze

Hey guys. I have a single story you can live vicariously through also.

So I'm sitting home alone last night when suddenly I make myself a rum and coke. Well needles to say after drinking 3 or 4 of those I went to bed.

[l3uddha]

hey nilez, 10 bucks says i can get you to live vicariously through me or whatever the fuck it's called. one weekend is all i'll need.

[nilez]

Originally Posted by l3uddha

hey nilez, 10 bucks says i can get you to live vicariously through me or whatever the fuck it's called. one weekend is all i'll need.

I'll take that bet... when's this happening?

[RandyO]

Originally Posted by Crash Dummy Denno

STUDS

I was in Home Depot once, I heard sounds of alarms & buzzers, and I'm like WTF, when I realize I was walking past a stud detector display

[nilez]

Originally Posted by RandyO

I was in Home Depot once, I heard sounds of alarms & buzzers, and I'm like WTF, when I realize I was walking past a stud detector display

I can only imagine how many times you've used that as a pick-up line at a bar